Man It Is COLD Outside!

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  1. MrWarmth

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    It is so cold that this morning I saw a hitchhiker holding up a PICTURE of a thumb! But uhhhmmm.....:yay:

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    It's so cold priests are putting their hands in their OWN pockets :rs:
     
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    The forecast for Monday is a high of -14. :nojj:
     
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    It's so cold.....Walt Disney is wearing a jacket. :jj:
     
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    "HIyoooooooooooh!"

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    :scratch:
     
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    death of thread :facepalm:
     
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    :golfclap:
     
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    It makes no sense. :coffee:

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    I've been waiting for this day all year. A high of maybe 35. Cold Northwest Wind. Sunny blue skies. A walk on the beach with a mug filled with Bloody Mary! :yay:
     
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    Gonna be a beach day here tomorrow.
     

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    It was SO cold Richard Simmons started wearing pants

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    Schmoopy humor, I guess. :dontknow:
     
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    I'm gonna take pics! :yay:
     
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    It was an urban legend that Walt Disney's body was put in cryonic storage under Disney World. :coffee:
     
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    Get it now?:lol::jj::funny::bounce:
     
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    It was so cold my I could just break the dog hairs off my ORECK Vacuum roller. :rs:

    There ya go ya Jew creep. I just gave your cockamamie overpriced shit a free plug. You're welcome
     
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    In the same vein, Dum Dum, It was so cold they had to put ear muffs on Ted Williams. :rs: