News Man jacks in bathroom, pays kids not to tell. Guess where?

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    FYI- his name is White but he is not.

    Ever stroke in a public place?



    Man caught masturbating in park bathroom says he paid children not to tell

    HALLANDALE BEACH, Fla. - A man accused of masturbating at a Hallandale Beach park told detectives that he had been doing it for years and even paid off a group of children who once caught him in the act, police said.

    Neil White, 34, was arrested Sunday on charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition.

    A woman told detectives that White was masturbating on a milk cart in a bathroom stall at B.F. James Park. She said he had a magazine with pictures of nude women in it and a mirror to see who was coming into the bathroom.

    According to a Hallandale Beach police arrest affidavit, White admitted to detectives that he was masturbating in the same bathroom stall that he had been using for about two years. White said he believed that he had masturbated in the bathroom more than 30 times during that period.

    White told detectives that he had paid several children in a previous incident so that they wouldn't tell anyone that they saw him masturbating, the report said.

    According to the report, White said he "gets sexual pleasure from masturbating in public places" where he might get caught.

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    to be fair, pervy behavior has a high white percentage. I wouldn't call it a race issue.
     
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    Looking at a map, Florida is the dick of America, so its not surprising that all of these oddball perverted things happen there. Bugs has the right idea........castrate it!
     
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    if hellary wins, i'm all for seceding.
     
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    on a MILK CART? What does this mean?
     
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    Typo. Should have been crate.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I see. Because I would not drink milk that had been rolled through a public restroom.
     
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    I thought the transgenders were the ones to fear in bathrooms.
     
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    Florida you kinky devil, you.
     
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    Would you find it less alarming if you walked in and he was whacking it in a dress?
     
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    No. But that has nothing to do with the fake tranny outrage over them using bathrooms.
     
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    You probly will succeed if Hillary wins. :)