Man jailed after burglarizing home with a mouse in his rectum

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    a 31-year-old South Carolina man was jailed Monday after he was allegedly found naked in a stranger's home with a mouse tail protruding out of his anus.

    Oh yes, it's as bad as it sounds.

    According to the Oconee County Sheriff's Office, a deputy responding to a burglary report discovered Smith laying face down naked inside the doorway of the victims home.

    When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he reportedly turned over and slapped the deputy, prompting the deputy to deploy his Taser. After seeing that the Taser had no effect on Smith, the deputy called for backup.

    A few moment's later, a cluster of deputies tried to apprehend Smith in the victim's bedroom, however Smith evaded arrest by jumping off the victim's bed in an attempt to kick the deputies.

    Pepper spray was deployed, however it was ineffective as well, since Smith continued to kick at deputies and evade arrest.

    Deputies then struck Smith several times with a baton, however Smith retaliated by attempting to bite one of the deputies.

    Eventually a dog pile of deputies wrestled Smith to the ground, covering his mouth with a blanket so he couldn't bite them. An EMS crew that arrived on scene assisted in getting Smith shackled and tied down to a stretcher.

    Since Smith was suspected of being high on mushrooms, he was taken to a local emergency room for a medical exam. It was during the exam medical personnel found a mouse tail protruding from Smith's rectum. An X-Ray later revealed that Smith had a mouse lodged further inside his rectum.

    Smith was booked into the Oconee County Detention Center on charges of resisting arrest, two counts of assault and battery and indecent exposure.
     
  3. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    Calbo?
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    He has been missing.


    :bigthink
     
  5. GSD

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    that made me lol
     
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    :facepalm: isn't that where schmoopy lives? From coke to shrooms.
     
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    No cruelty to animal charges. I guess that's ok there. Better make a note of that...
     
  8. dalepie

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    holay mackel

    weirdos :jj:
     
  9. eliasbboy

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    IN UNRELATED NEWS...

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    The search for the missing MICKEY MOUSE continues!!


    The majestic mousketeer that has been battling an addiction problem for the last few years has his friends and family worried. Last seen leaving his home in Orlando, Florida to "run an errand", Mr. Mouse has not been seen since.

    "He told me he just wanted to run out for a minute and get some fresh mushrooms for our dinner salad," explained an inconsolable Minnie Mouse. "I just hope he didn't get drunk or high again and make an ass out of himself."

    If viewers have any information concerning the whereabouts of Mickey Mouse, please contact the station immediately.



     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    sounds like a fun guy
     
  11. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    You start out with a gerbil or two on the weekends......before you know it you got mice running all through your lower intestines :coffee: