Man Jumps To His Death In Mall After Girlfriend Decides To Shop More

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  1. Phillipmcd

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    CCTV shows Tao Hsiao, 38, escorting his girlfriend around a shopping mall in Xuzhou, Jiangsu province, east China. After five hours Tao finally had enough and demanded to go home. Eyewitnesses say he could be heard saying they already had more bags than they could carry, but she insisted on going into one more shop where the was a special offer on shoes.

    An eyewitness said: "He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime, and it was pointless buying any more. She started shouting at him, accusing him of being a skinflint, and of spoiling Christmas. It was a really heated argument."
    The shouting match ended when the man chucked the bags on the floor and jumped over the balcony. He smashed into Christmas decorations on his way down before hitting the floor seven stories below.
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    Oh thank god, they're Chinese. I thought for sure this was Babybear.
     
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    He should have thrown her over first.

    Or just driven home. He did make a great point, though.
     
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    When is Howard's turn?
     
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    Some bitches just don't know when to stop.
     
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    Damn, I never would have "Guessed The Race" on this one.
     
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    Only 1.3 billion more to go...
     
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    I was hoping it was Chriza.
     
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    I mean I have thought of this while shopping, but would never do it!!! :eek:
     
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    Jum Ping Guy
     
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    Now we know why most malls in the US are only 2 levels.
     
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    he got off easy
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Shop Tu Wong
     
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    HA!
     
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    At least he won't have to worry about paying the bill.
     
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    all he had to do was say "fuck you, you fuking cunt" and leave.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I know how that guy feels. I've been the asshole holding the purse while your chick is trying on clothes...I finally put my foot down and told her that I can't stand going shopping with her. I don't understand why going from store to store looking at shit you're not planning on buying is fun...Luckily, if I do get dragged to the closest mall, I go straight to the bar and wait for her to get done shopping. I get drunk on purpose when this happens, so she doesn't ask very often. hahaha.