News Man Legally Changes Name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger

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  1. chapped

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    COURTESY BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER

    We love cheeseburgers, but clearly not enough.


    Simon Smith, a gas consultant from the U.K., told the Evening Standard that he decided to change his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger to reflect his undying love for the food.

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    “It was the culmination of probably too many drinks in the pub where there was a conversation about names,” he said. “Bacon Double Cheeseburger was pretty much the first thing that came up. Everyone loves bacon don’t they?”

    He submitted his application to the UK Deed Poll Service and signed the paperwork when it arrived a few weeks later, making the change official.

    Smith — or should we say Mr. Cheeseburger — now signs work emails ‘B D Cheeseburger’ and books hotels under the new name.

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    He thinks it’s hilarious, but his fiancée, Isobella, is less amused.



    “My fiancée is fairly reluctant about marrying a Cheeseburger. That’s something we’re discussing a lot. No girl ever dreams of spending her big day marrying a man called Bacon,” he said. “But I’ve got no regrets at all. It’s been a very fun experience and it’s made a lot of people laugh.”
     
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    he'll be a gas expert after eating that



    that's some lame ass joke right there
     
  3. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    One of the easier "guess the race" thread titles.
     
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    That's not a double
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :snicker:
     
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    Also, wouldn't it be Double Bacon Cheeseburger? Double comes first.
     
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    that is also no moon

     
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    Beats Wet Cunt Magoo.
     
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  10. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I Banned User

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    What an asshole
     
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    whataburger

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    I'm guessing no, since the Bacon isn't doubled, just the burger (standard, not the picture)... and I think most places list them as Bacon Double Cheeseburger on menus?
     
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    I'd call him asshole for short.
     
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    Imagine having the gull to force people to call you Mr.Cheeseburger.
    :snicker:
     
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    Honey, sounds like he's already in love with someone (or some-thing) else!