Man Masturbates In Walmart Toy Aisle to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

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  1. dawg

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    What a "tool". He should have had the decency to wank off in the "hardware department". (Insert cricket sound here)
     
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    He's not a bad looking guy, he must be retarded
     
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    I would like to say he teaches or taught at a school about 3 miles from me. This is the same area that the "Balloon Boy" family recently moved into. We do not need any more freaks down here!
     
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    The article said he masturbated to completion. At least he follows through on things.

    Florida has some good teachers.

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    Lucky bastard can still crank out a batch to bikini pics.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Black men need to be watched while in WalMart.
     
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    must have been some hot chicks in that sports illustrated
     
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    "You might be a redneck if..."
     
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    Not into blondes or fake tits
     
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    My guess is she isn't really a blond.
     
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    He definitely doesn't resemble the image I'd concocted in my head of what someone who masturbates at WalMart would look like.
     
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    me neither he is cute
     
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    you say this like it is a bad thing . . .
     
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    I was expecting something more like this...

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    Dammit! I told you not to share that pic of me on the forum! :pissed:
     
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    I would have at least chosen the linen department!
     
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    Sorry.

    BTW, you still workin on that skullet?
     
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