Man opens PS4 box as a gift and finds...

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    2 Bibles inside :owned:

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    DELANO, CA (KBAK/CNN) - A California woman and her boyfriend got quite a Christmas surprise this year.

    Sandra Ortiz was excited to give her boyfriend a PlayStation 4 for Christmas that she purchased from Target.

    And then came gift-opening-time. Inside the box wasn't a game system at all, but two Bibles.

    Ortiz says her boyfriend already owned a Bible. She was afraid Target management wouldn't believe her story.

    "I felt embarrassed. I felt like, you know, I just ruined Christmas for him and everybody else," Ortiz said. "He said he didn't want the Bibles unless they were autographed by Jesus himself."

    Ortiz says Target did give her a real PS4. No word on how the original swap was made.

    Ortiz recommends checking the box when making an expensive purchase.

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    They jacked the ps4, inserted the bibles, and got a 2nd ps4. :grad:

    Word is bond. :grad:
     
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    Ortiz says her boyfriend already owned a Bible.


    gay
     
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    No question, I'd rather have the PS4
     
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    Jesus always used red ink.
     
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    Yeah, who would want eternal joy in the kingdom of hevan
     
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    This
     
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    :fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:
     
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    They're probably here illegally too and make more than me by gaming the system. Pun intended.:grad:
     
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    I was shopping at a thrift store one time, digging through the $1 box.
    I pulled my hand out and it was covered in shit.
     
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    You can steal a bible from a local motel, no need to spend $400 for it.
     
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    Expensive shit. :jj:
     
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    One dollar is way to much for shit.
    You can get it for free.
     
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    God damn it.
     
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    I was more angry because there was a cool tshirt in there that I wanted but it was covered in turd.
     
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    Thrift store and $1 box, Bea. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    :facepalm:
    Was it dog turd or people turd?