News Man pays for sex with a Primate and Girl Scout Money

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Yup, you read that correctly

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    EUGENE, Ore.- As far as tips for services go, using an exotic primate to reward a worker for a job well done is unusual for the Pacific Northwest.

    However, the Eugene Police Department says that is exactly what Nathan Allen McClain did recently, when he handed over a "bushbaby" primate to a traveling prostitute, reports CBS affiliate KVAL in Eugene. Bushbabies are small primates native to Africa actually named Galagos that earned their nickname because they have large eyes and cute faces.

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    Police now believe, however, McClain needed cover to pay for his dalliances.

    He was first arrested on March 19 in the parking lot of the Albany office of the Oregon State Police when cops said they saw him leaving a porn shop next store apparently high on meth.

    While being interviewed two days later, McClain revealed he paid the prostitute for sex with a deposit and donation money from the store, reports KVAL.

    McClain was arrested again for prostitution on April 21 and released later that day.

    Official say the Galago, named Gooey, is safe and at a sanctuary nearby until the situation is straightened out.

    A woman claiming to be McClain's wife posted a message to Facebook following the incident attempting to distance herself and the Zany Zoo Pet Store from McClain's behavior.



    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...ostitute-girl-scout-cookies-bushbaby-primate/
     
  2. Gretsch Man

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    Anthropologically speaking, humans are primates too. :grad:
     
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  3. MrWarmth

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    What do we have to respect HIS lifestyle too?! :coffee:
     
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    Ok your title confused me.
    I thought this was as out him having sex with a primate! :eek:
     
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  5. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    They have it all wrong. The primate was there for a threesome.
     
  6. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Yes you have to be tolerant.
     
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  7. dawg

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    Click bait bro
     
  8. Gomez

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    Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
     
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    Cool story, Bro.
     
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    Neged and reported!
     
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    I read the article and I still dont get it.

    Monkey, hookers, meth, girl scouts, pet store, porno...

    This story has it all!
     
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  12. FishySausage

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    Well done, sir
     
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    Albany is where me and Gary the Retard live. I'm sorry. Gary the Retard and I.
     
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    Got me too. Well done sir.
    Speaking of monkies... @garypagetwo NON VIP... Where's that pic you half witted simian??
     
  15. the G-man

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    Sounds like a good premise for a Warren Zevon song
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Gooey
    :giggle:
     
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    I prefer diamonds in gold, but wutevs.

    :c
     
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    Isn't that where Gary the Retard lives? There may be something in the water.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Whew, I was afraid he was schtooping the primate for a second there.
     
  20. Divorce Chicken

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    Who are we to judge who this dude loves?