Man Pleads Guilty To Ejaculating Into Co-Worker’s Coffee

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    MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO)     — A 34-year-old Blaine man has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge accusing him of ejaculating on a co-worker’s desk and in her coffee.

    More serious charges were dropped for Robert John Lind back in November 2014, when the Ramsey County courts found that there was not enough evidence to provide probable cause that his actions constituted felony criminal sexual conduct.

    So, the New Brighton City Attorney subsequently filed a misdemeanor charge of indecent exposure (engaging in lewd and indecent behavior). On Thursday, Lind plead guilty to that charge.




    According to the criminal complaint, an employee at Beisswenger’s hardware store in New Brighton called police on Aug. 26, 2014, saying she thought Lind, her co-worker, was leaving bodily fluids on her desk.

    She told police that she had found Lind standing at her desk with his back turned toward her. Lind allegedly had both of his hands in front of him near his genitals.

    According to the original complaint, when Lind noticed the woman he looked at her with a “deer in headlights” expression and quickly went into another room.

    The woman told police she inspected her desk and noticed a strong odor that resembled urine, but was a bit different and strange.

    She said her coffee smelled the same way and noted that she had had an ongoing issue with a experiencing a foul taste in her coffee.

    On Aug. 28, 2014, Lind met with police. Lind told police that he liked his female coworker and was attracted to her. He admitted to ejaculating on her desk and into her coffee on Aug. 26.

    According to the criminal complaint, Lind denied ejaculating into her coffee out of revenge because she had threatened to report his behavior.


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    She asked for cream! :dontknow:
     
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    Any chance he posts here or in the bar?
     
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    This guy is one of the sickest people one could imagine. He needs help desperately and time in jail to drive the crime home.
     
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    Worthless without pix & video....
     
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    was she hot?

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    oh... i thought that was a given
     
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    You want video of him jacking into her coffee? :wtf:
     
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    Ralph, that reminds me: I like coffee now. Please get me my coffee.
     
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    it would be easier to name someone in the bar who hasn't done this....

    in fact the one thing that clears most of them is the fact that 99% of them are on SSI
     
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    ifTheyOnlyKnew I was whacking off in the coffee.... ;)








    Sorry I couldn't resist.
     
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