News Man robs Home with bat, gets his ass beaten with it. Guess where....

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Police: Man invades Florida home, beaten with his own bat
    A California man tried to rob a Florida home last Thursday, but he ended up with multiple injuries after police said the homeowners grabbed his bat and beat him with it.

    Noah Dassat, 33, broke into a North Port area home Thursday armed with a baseball bat and attacked the occupants, WFLA reported. The home was occupied by a man and his wife as well as their three children and their grandmother, police said.

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    According to police, the husband wrestled Dassat down and put him in a bear hug while his wife took Dassat’s bat and beat him. The suspect got away and ran from the house.

    Police said they were contacted about a man matching the description of the robber visiting a nearby hospital with head injuries. He was brought into custody.

    “There was police everywhere looking for him and it went on for hours,” a neighbor told WFLA. “The guy’s got him held down, yup. That’s how we roll around here.”

    Spokesman Josh Taylor told WWSB that North Port police don’t condone violence, and that the couple was simply protecting their family. “You have the right to protect your home and yourself so do what you've got to do, I guess,” he said. "This is a home that had a mom, a dad, a grandmother and three small children, I can tell you what I'd do if somebody broke into my house."

    Dassat was arrested on a charge of having an out-of-county warrant.

    Read more at WFLA.
     
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    Shoulda tied him up, then went to the store to buy a gun and shot this POS.
     
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    I like that the wife did it.
     
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    He got off easy, :coffee:
     
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    Where's an alligator when you really need one?
     
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    Robbing an occupied home means you are very desperate or a psycho. Your best possible outcome, is that you succeed and are hunted by police for all your life. Your worst outcome is death in the home or from a capital murder charge.
     
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    A lot of guns in Florida. He's lucky he just got beaten, he could have been shot. But he's from California. He didn't know any better.
     
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    Get real. Once tied down the bat would be much more satisfying to use.
     
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    Lever here!
     
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    If anyone comes into my home uninvited with the intent to rob or harm my family, they are leaving either on a stretcher or in a body bag, and I really don't care which. Count on it.
     
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    Sounds like he got raped
     
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    pretty sure that was only the initial charge
     
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    The WORST beatdown I ever seen was that body builder who came home to his son being molested.
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    Lol. Holy Christ that doesn't even look like the dude. Bet he caught another beat down in the hoosegow.
     
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    I mean this guys face shifted like 7 inches