Man saws off own foot to continue receiving unemployment benefits

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Good guest for show. Stop wasting time booking porn losers like Miss HTV of the Year.

    It sounds like the plot of a boring "Saw" film, but it's apparently all-too-real.
    An unemployed Austrian man cut off his own foot with a mitre saw so he could continue receiving jobless benefits.
    Hans Url, a 56-year-old from Mitterlabill, then took the foot and cooked it in the oven so doctors could not reattach it.
    "The planning was meticulous," Franz Fasching, a police spokesman, told the Daily Mail. " waited until his wife and his adul...507/Saw_Foot"]According to the Austrian Times, Url had complained before the incident that he was too sick to work and "didn't like the work he was offered."
    The kicker: according to the paper, being footless does not necessarily qualify Url for unemployment compensation.
    "He will be assessed once he is out of hospital and we will see what work we can find for him," Hermann Gössinger, a spokesman for the employment benefits office, said.
     
  2. vaginapoosie

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    Lulz.
     
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    Still has to wear a workboot
     
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    I thought it was High Pitch Eric when I saw the title.
     
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    Too bad he wasn't born a woman. Then all he'd have to do is find some schmuck to support him for the rest of his life.
     
  9. Dlist

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    Maybe want to change that avatar? Quite disturbing.
     
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    Should have gave the foot to the midget. He needs new feet.
     
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    Put that sick fuck to work. But NEVER turn your back on him.
     
  12. Horff

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    Sounds like an American workers' compensation claimant
     
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    He'll never Hokey Pokey again... :D
     
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    Man saws off his own hair system, screams his new wife married him for his money and now wants fame, starts to cut his own balls off..
     
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    Used tampons are a fact of modern life. There's even etiquette when it comes to disposing of the buggers. :)



    • 1
      Remove the tampon. Pull the tampon string to the front of your vagina, making it easier to locate, and pull it out gently.
    • 2
      Pull it out over the toilet, so you do not get blood on the toilet lid or on your clothes.
    • 3
      Wrap the used tampon in toilet paper.
    • 4
      Dispose of the used tampon in a trash can. If there is not a trashcan in the stall, wrap the tampon in extra toilet paper and throw it away in the closest trashcan. (Do not flush it down the toilet! See the Warnings section.)
     
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    If this guy is so fucked-up in the head that he would do this, I think it's safe to say, I wouldn't want to shop at any place where this nutjob worked.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Seriously, maybe your next avatar should be a cat hit by a car. Or somebody barfing. Or a big pile of diarrhea. Classy!
     
  19. usedtampon

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    This is the other avatar I've used, and frankly, it's more disturbing to me.


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  20. Kinski

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    Best avatar ever. Almost as good as Tuesday's. Never change it.