Good guest for show. Stop wasting time booking porn losers like Miss HTV of the Year. It sounds like the plot of a boring "Saw" film, but it's apparently all-too-real. An unemployed Austrian man cut off his own foot with a mitre saw so he could continue receiving jobless benefits. Hans Url, a 56-year-old from Mitterlabill, then took the foot and cooked it in the oven so doctors could not reattach it. "The planning was meticulous," Franz Fasching, a police spokesman, told the **********. " waited until his wife and his adul...507/Saw_Foot"]According to the Austrian Times, Url had complained before the incident that he was too sick to work and "didn't like the work he was offered." The kicker: according to the paper, being footless does not necessarily qualify Url for unemployment compensation. "He will be assessed once he is out of hospital and we will see what work we can find for him," Hermann GÃ¶ssinger, a spokesman for the employment benefits office, said.