Man shoots arrow wrapped with marijuana at Whatcom County Jail

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Aug 29, 2013.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    541,189
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,559
    Likes Received:
    90,950
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]



    By CALEB HUTTON — THE BELLINGHAM HERALD
    BELLINGHAM - A Bellingham man wrapped a baggie of marijuana around an arrow and fired it at the second-floor recreation area of Whatcom County Jail on Tuesday morning, Aug. 27, according to the sheriff's office.
    David Wayne Jordan, 36, later claimed he had been aiming at a squirrel.


    "He had no explanation as to why squirrel hunting requires attaching marijuana to an arrow," said Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo.
    A civilian employed by the sheriff's office saw Jordan get out of his red Ford pickup at 8:40 a.m. on the south side of the jail, 311 Grand Ave., with a hunting bow and arrow. He fired the marijuana missile upward toward a mesh screen near the top of the second-floor, fresh-air exercise area for inmates, Elfo said. If fired at a perfect angle, the sheriff added, an arrow might squeeze through the screen.


    But, apparently, this marksman was no Robin Hood. The arrow - along with a few grams of marijuana and a yet-to-be-identified substance - missed its target and landed on the roof. Jordan fled the scene in his Ford, but the civilian employee wrote down its license plate, Elfo said.

    http://www.bellinghamherald.com/201...shoots-arrow-wrapped.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&
     
  2. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,276
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2010
    Messages:
    5,291
    Likes Received:
    567
    That's a bro.
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    261,041
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    70,273
    Likes Received:
    42,163
    What jail?
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    once my brother show an arrow at a tree but he missed and it hit our lake cabin.
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    he, too, had no explanation.
     
  6. boxers

    boxers Guest

    Reputations:
    0
    Theyve used cats to smuggle in drugs and cell phones in the past but this is way more brilliant
     
  7. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    21
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2010
    Messages:
    15,803
    Likes Received:
    9
    I was thinking you could have a drug mortar and get away with it
     
  8. boxers

    boxers Guest

    Reputations:
    0
    Hell you could hire a marksman to spend all day winging shit into prison yards and even firing it straight into the buttholes of willing prisoners
     
  9. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

    Reputations:
    201,809
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    61,838
    Likes Received:
    27,641

    what kind of tree?

    a white birch? a redwood? a black walnut?
     
  10. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,276
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2010
    Messages:
    5,291
    Likes Received:
    567
    I bet it was a red oak.
     
  11. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

    Reputations:
    117,417
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    25,680
    Likes Received:
    12,407
    :rolleye:
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    it was a birch.
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    this stupid story raises suspicions? why would anyone lie about something so stupid? :jj:
     
  14. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

    Reputations:
    117,417
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    25,680
    Likes Received:
    12,407
    If I were to do it I would toss basketballs over the fence loaded with cell phones, guns, cash, heroin, weed and money.


    I would make lots of money doing that.
     
  15. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    21,210
    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2013
    Messages:
    10,107
    Likes Received:
    3,873
    I once karate chopped an arrow in half, in mid flight.
     
  16. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

    Reputations:
    619
    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2012
    Messages:
    6,653
    Likes Received:
    54
    That actually used to go on a lot in the 80's and early 90's, but modern video cameras have made it almost impossible to get away with. I was a prison guard, and this kind of thing happened a few times while I was employed, but usually people just wrapped stuff in plastic bags so it would look like the wind just blew some trash in. They have motion sensors on the fences at a lot of institutions even, so if the bag just bangs against the fence, it sets an alarm off. The big thing now is having your visitors sneak stuff in and pass it to the inmate in the visiting room.
     
  17. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    541,189
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,559
    Likes Received:
    90,950
    You know they bring that stuff in their vaginas and butt holes right?
     
  18. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

    Reputations:
    619
    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2012
    Messages:
    6,653
    Likes Received:
    54
    Yeah, they go to the bathroom and shit it out, then put it in their mouth and pass it to the inmate (who then swallows it) during their one allowed kiss.