Man smokes weed, sucks horse’s dick

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  1. UncaDollas

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    Man smokes weed, sucks horse’s dick

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    In Wausau, Wisconsin, a 30-year-old has been charged with possession of marijuana and blowing a horse.

    Court documents obtained by thenorthwestern.com claim that Jared Kreft was found inside a barn with a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly. He was also wearing a face mask and blue wind pants with holes cut around the crotch and ass areas.

    Kreft admitted to police that, before he was found inside the barn with said animal, which he blew and jacked off, he was viewing horse porn.

    Police searched Kreft’s apartment and found marijuana, though they did not find any horse porn.

    Kreft was locked up in Marathon County Jail on a $2,000 cash bond. He faces a judge on Tuesday, which should also make for an interesting item. We’ll keep you posted.

    In other horse sex news, back in October a 19-year-old Floridian jacked off on a horse plush toy at Walmart and put the stuffed animal back on the shelf in classic, “nah, changed my mind” fashion.

    http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/232...s-dick/?utm_source=share-fb&utm_medium=button

    [h/t Gawker]


     
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    Arrested for Alleged Horse Fucking


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    A Wisconsin man was arrested in Wausau last week for alleged horse fucking after sheriff's deputies found him in a barn with a jar of vaseline. Jared Kreft, 30, was reportedly wearing "a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas," and later admitted to performing oral sex on the horse.

    From the Daily Herald:

    He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed "horse pornography" before the incident.

    Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.

    When they searched his apartment in the city of Wausau, a detective found a small amount of marijuana, according to court documents.

    Kreft was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender, and bail jumping. He's being held on $2,000 bond and has been ordered to stay away from the barn where his alleged crimes took place.
     
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    haven't we all done this at some point?
     
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    Damn pot heads giving us horse fuckers a bad name!
     
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    I don't live in Wisconsin, horse fucker.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    "Gratification with an animal sex organ" makes it sound dirty or something.
     
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    I wonder is there any lesbian horse porn on the market.
     
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    It's only wrong if you get caught. :dontknow:
     
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    thank you
     
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    The original picture posted was incorrect... The correct photo of the suspect has been added
     
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    Would you say that the pot had much to do with this decision?
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I'm sure it didn't help his decision making abilities!
     
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    @gileat
     
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    :horse:
     
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    That's kind of hot.
     
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    I love these stories. Its a shame it didnt happen years back, when cops would bring me home for stupid shit, and I had to explain to the parents..."Well, at least I didnt..."
     
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    Mom I got AIDS, na I just sucked a horses dick.
     
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