WTF Man Stabs Himself to Death at Target Store

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    Surveillance video shows the man walking into the Target in the 15200 block of Summit Avenue, at the Falcon Ridge Town Center shopping mall, shortly after 11 a.m. and removing "a knife out of a package before using it to stab himself," police said in a statement.
    Officers responded to the location and found the fatally wounded individual in the housewares section, the news release stated.
    The man died at the scene, the Los Angeles News Group reported, citing police. He was not immediately identified, pending notification of next of kin.
    The section of the Target where the incident happened was "secured and covered," obscuring it from public view, police spokeswoman Martha Guzman-Hurtado said, adding that the store initially remained open for business.

    "It's disgusting that they would let people continue to shop when there's a dead body inside," Marlene Rodriguez, 34, told the Los Angeles News Group.

    Reached by phone at 3 p.m., a Target spokeswoman said the store was closed but declined to say when the closure occurred.

    "At Target, the safety and security of our team members and guests is our top priority," said Erika Winkels, a public relations manager for the company. The retailer was cooperating with law-enforcement officials as they conducted an investigation, she said.
     
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    What the fuck is a Horse Fan Network???
     
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    Is that like where people go to discuss the Kentucky Derby and Seabiscuit and shit?
     
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    nothing you need to worry about. continue on with your existence
     
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    Right on target
     
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    He could have at least paid for the product before opening it. That's just rude
     
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    Shoot yourself at Walmart like a man, fagit!
     
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    I was working a convenience store in my teens when a woman went into a seizure and eventually collapsed on the floor unconscious. Customers were literally stepping over her body to get to the register to buy their cigarettes and lottery tickets. It was both the funniest and the saddest thing I've ever witnessed.
     
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    On night the store was robbed at gun point and the two people working the store were tied up in the employee breakroom. Traumatic, life changing experience. But guess what, some poor bastard had to come in early the next morning and clean up the puddle of piss they left waiting for the police to arrive. Life goes on, whether we like it or not.
     
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    Paging Artie, paging Artie, this is how you do it.
     
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    I gotta ask...do you work? That's not an insult, a serious question
     
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    There was a shooting at a Walmart store by me. A guy came in with a sword and was threatening people. He wouldn't drop the sword and the police had to shoot him.
    Suicide by cop.
    When ever I go in there, nothing exciting happens. I think that's a good thing.
     
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    I heard Beth won 2 trophies there.

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