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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    Man suing over injury from 16-pound pine cone in San Francisco

    Published October 13, 2015
    Associated Press

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    SAN FRANCISCO – A Navy veteran is suing after what his lawyer describes as a 16-pound pine cone fell and crushed his skull in San Francisco.

    The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Sean Mace is suing the U.S. government, the National Park Service, the Department of the Interior and San Francisco Maritime National Historical Park for $5 million.

    Mace's attorney Scott Johnson says the veteran was relaxing under a non-native pine tree at the maritime park when the cone fell, causing an irreversible brain injury. Johnson says Mace has had two surgeries and requires a third.

    The park has already fenced off the grove and added signs warning "Danger: Giant seed pod falling from tree."

    Representatives from the U.S. attorney's office and San Francisco Maritime National Historic Park did not return requests for comment.

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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Warning signs should be in English and Spanish


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    And be sure to include a mustache on the sign in Spanish.
     
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    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    5'5, 150. Lil manlet didn't stand a chance against that pine cone. Too bad he couldn't get any money for that eye that's in biddness for itself.
     
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    Wiggy Well-Known Member

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    How could the assholes not include a picture of one of these magnum pine cones? And if I were on the jury I'd hook this dent head homie up. That's a pretty piss poor way to go through life.
     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    God damn illegals. San Francisco can no longer be a sanctuary city.
     
  7. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    That's what I saw as well. I would've thought that pine cone might've straightened out the eye.
     
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    TheSurvivingJesusTwin Half as ubiquitous

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    16lbs? That's a colossal goddamn pine cone.
     
  9. cg256

    cg256 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Just go to auto zone and rent a dent puller. It'll only cost like 15 bucks plus deposit. There I just saved us 5 million bucks.
     
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    to be fair he looks pretty brain damaged in the before ID as well