News Man tries to flush baby down toilet before standoff in Mount Washington

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  1. dawg

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    A spokesperson for the family told Kaminski that the baby has been released from the hospital and is back home.

    Kaminski also learned that Gateley is a convicted felon. He pleaded guilty to sexual assault in 2008, and a year later was convicted of disarming a police officer, aggravated assault and resisting arrest. In both 2013 and 2015, he pleaded guilty to simple assault.
     
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    So did he flush it?

    Probably gotta let a baby soak a little bit before you just start flushing it.
     
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    if you love something set it free
     
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    He looks like a slow adult, he has an @baltimore mike quality about him.


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    Back in China before the commie takeover, excess female babies were fed to the pigs.
    Male babies were kept because they could do more hard work in the fields.
     
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    That girl is cute
     
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    If you're convicted of a sexual assault and a year later convicted of disarming a police officer, THERE SHOULD BE NO MORE CONVICTIONS!
    you should just be in jail
     
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    Did it clog up the bowl?
     
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    To be fair the story said he dropped his keys in the toilet it was just using the baby to fish them out
     
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    He needed a baby-stick to break it apart with :c
     
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    Seriously, who's got time to deal with a baby during a standoff?!
     
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    That baby will be raised by alligators in the sewer and is gonna cause us some problems in about 20 years.
     
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    He should have just dumped draino in there. Bye bye baby.
     
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    Needs to soften up a bit to go good on the pipes...

    Someone left a fucking bloated turd in the John today... Smelled like your hair after about 50 days
     
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    He should have just thrown the baby at the cops.
     
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    Did you alert the authorities? Are you gonna be ok? If you're in distress type in one lol emoji, two for no.
     
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