CCTV Man trying to impress women on the dancefloor poos himself

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  1. blindbella

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    Well that’s not ideal.

    A man trying to impress a group of women on the dancefloor accidentally pooed himself.

    In CCTV footage captured at a nightclub in Cardiff, the man – drink in hand – does a series of ‘slut drops’ in front of a trio of a women.

    But he overdoes it. And his bowels give way.

    When he gets up from the third ‘slut drop’ he grabs the back of his shorts and shuffles away awkwardly towards the toilets.

    ‘He was trying so hard to impress the opposite sex that he ended up dancing the c*** out of himself,’ said a friend of the man online, reports The Mirror.

    ‘He had a bad stomach the night before we left. He wasn’t going to go but I forced him to come, so partly my fault!’



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    Sorry, I don't know how to embed the video.
    Help me out, please.
     
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    What was @Ving doing in Wales?
     
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    I've always thought clubs and the emphasis on social dancing was so stupid. Now I've got proof!
     
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    Let's dirty dance, baby. :marx: We don't need a club. :cool:
     
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    I bet the girls were impressed!:haha:
     
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    Why embed the unembedded?
     
  8. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Def. don't need no club -and I hated that movie .... :coffee:
     
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    (Helpful tip: Read this in "black guy voice") Hey ladies ... I'd like to show you a little dance move I've been working on ... I call it ... The Skidmark.
     
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    That is certainly unfortunate......always evacuate your bowels before attempting to slut drop. It says so right on the bottle.
     
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    Why did it have to happen in Wales? The English always make fun of them anyway, now this .... :ufacepalm:
     
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    I'm torn between finding out what a 'slut drop' is and, not giving a shit.
     
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    I thought I was the only one who didn't know... :shucks:
     
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    Fake story. He split his pants, not shit himself.
     
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    Ehhh... Just another Saturday night
     
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    DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
    DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT


    :dance:
     
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