Man uses banana to rob convenience store

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  1. TheWonk

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    Guess the......?

    The site doesn't let me embed it but the video can be seen here.

    http://www.ktvu.com/videos/news/police-video-shows-man-used-banana-to-rob-store/vCsYw8/


    PHILADELPHIA — (nuff said)

    Police in Philadelphia say a man used a banana he swiped from a convenience store counter to simulate a gun while he robbed the place.

    Police on Wednesday posted surveillance video of the holdup reported in the East Parkside neighborhood.

    The footage shows a man entering the corner grocery store on Tuesday. He waits in line and then takes a banana from the counter by the cash register.

    The suspect then sticks the banana in a front pocket of his sweatshirt and points it toward the cashier.

    Police say the man demanded money and cigarettes, and made off with an undetermined amount of cash. The video shows him riding off on a bicycle.
     
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    peeladelphia
     
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    I am not going to fall for the banana in the tail pipe.
     
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    I just hang him like a little bird, flipp him over just lay him hanging.
    Let a little monkey, get a little banana shoot.
    Walk down the street...
    like a banana.
     
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    A Black man and a banana, that be racist.
     
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    The only reason he used a banana was because a watermelon wouldn't fin in his pocket.
     
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    Orange you glad he didn't use a real gun?
     
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    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

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    What is this a vaudeville routine?! :wtf:
     
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    This sounds like a Monty Python skit I saw a while back
     
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    that's not a banana!
     
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    How long does it take for a blaek woman to take out the trash?

    9 months.
     
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    :cwl: Killer shit!
     
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