Man wakes up to half naked tweaked out woman in his truck.

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  1. SneakAtoke

    SneakAtoke Active Member

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    Is it bad that I beat off to that?
     
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    jcosey Oakland, CA Gold

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    How can that drug be any fun!? Unbelievable..
     
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    At least she still grooms the kitty... :dontknow:
     
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    Does this mean he has to keep her?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    OMG wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
    how can you ever use that car again after she's been in there naked?
    that guy is too nice
     
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    He mentioned she threw up also. I hope it wasn't inside the truck. That was a nice ride. It would be hard to keep that vehicle knowing the methhead had layed there all night naked. God only knows what vermin and parasites climbed out of that snatch while she layed there
     
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    he picked her up paid 15 for blowie and she wouldn't leave
     
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    Remove the car seat and burn it.
     
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    that dude is was nicer then I would have been . I would have shut off the camera and pulled her out of there .
     
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    I fucked her
     
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    Meth Mom
     
  13. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Moderation is key. She did too much and got the meth psychosis. Her pants were around her ankles, because she was probably furiously rubbing her cunt, trying to cum and fall asleep. The meth makes it tough to cum.
     
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    Sleeping in a truck with the windows rolled up under (what looks like) a full-on Texas sun made that interior an oven, I'm sure her brain was twice-baked at that point.
     
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    Prolly skidmarks on that car seat. Nasty bitch:shit:
     
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    ...whitney cummings style.
     
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    That would make me want to just set fire to the truck.
    I would just be skeeved out sitting in that seat ever again.
    God know what else she did in there.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Isn't this every man's dream?
     
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