Man who fathered 30 kids says he needs a break—on child support

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  1. chapped

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    And you thought Octomom had her hands full—a Tennessee man who has fathered 30 children is asking the courts for a break on child support.

    Desmond Hatchett, 33, of Knoxville has children with 11 different women, reports WREG-TV.
    The state already takes half his paycheck and divides it up, which doesn't amount to much when Hatchett is making only minimum wage. Some of the moms receive as little as $1.49 a month. The oldest child is 14 years old.
    Hatchett explains how he reached such a critical mass: He had four kids in the same year. Twice.
    Back in 2009 when Hatchett was in court to answer charges that many of the mothers were not receiving child support, he had 21 children. At the time, he said he was not going to father any more kids, but he ended up having nine more in the past three years.
    The state cannot order Hatchett to stop making babies. He hasn't broken any laws, according to the report.
     
  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    When these kids are in school you figure his yearly bill (conservatively estimated) to the taxpayers is about:

    State Cost for Public School: 30 x $6000/kid = 180,000
    Medical/Dental: 30 X $500 = 15,000
    Food Stamps: $500/month = 6,000
    Welfare; $2000/month = 24,000

    Total = $225,000/year
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    yea fuck at least...
    i sure hope they raise my taxes to help pay for this fucks kids
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    What an asshole. And his kids will grow up to do the same fucking thing.
     
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    It would be cheaper to put an additive in Kool Aid to make these drains on society sterile.
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Jesus Christ, pull out for once in your pathetic life you piece of shit. :facepalm:
     
  7. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I'm drinking Kool Aid right now, and totally agree. That would save me some vasectomy marbles.
     
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    if he was smart he would tell everyone he is Mormon

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    Wigmund Freud should have him in as a guest so he can psychoanalyze him.:cheer:
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    "Man, you must have a thick, black, beer-can cock to father that many kids. Hoo hoo, right Robin?"
     
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    What's the definition of mass confusion?





    Fathers day in Knoxville.

    :hilarious:
     
  12. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I wish this fine gentleman an early Happy Father's Day! Thanks for breeding a shitload of people who will continue to pollute the world.
     
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    don't forget the Grape soda
     
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    Funny thing here is that if you suggest that a limit should be set on the number of kids one can have you know some one will flip out about it.
     
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    And the crunchy cheese doodles...
     
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    They also enjoy iced tea and Skittles.
     
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    They should shot them when they come out of the vagina.
     
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    :facepalm:

    I wish somebody would just force a vasectomy on morons like that. I'm sure everyone just loves having their taxes to pay for the care of all his kids..
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Down In Louisiana the brothers be hitting' on the "Urange"
     
  20. Joe Bauers

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    What about the loser women this guy sleeps with ? They all need to go to gold digger school. They're not doing it right.