Man who got finger-banged by cops gets $1.6mil

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Remember this one from a few months ago? Guy in New Mexico got repeatedly anally probed by the cops because they were looking for drugs. Well, he got $1.6mil for his troubles. FYI, I'd do it for $50k...

    "(CNN) -- A New Mexico man has settled with local authorities for $1.6 million after claiming police forced him to undergo "multiple digital penetrations and three enemas" on an invalid warrant and without finding any of the illicit drugs they were looking for."

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/16/justice/new-mexico-search-settlement/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
     
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  2. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    I remember that. I'm not sure I would have settled though. I would have raped them.
     
  3. Lou Skunt

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    Good for him.

    Dirty ass raping pigs. :flip:
     
  4. StRyDeRxX

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    Meh... I'd take a few fingers up the backdoor for a few grand. :coffee:
     
  5. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Starting a bidding war?
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    I'd play finger puppet for 1.6M.
    I'll bring my own crisco.
     
  8. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I think you've just set off GP's alerts.
     
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    Sure! I'll do it for $10K and some chicken strips from KFC! :c
     
  10. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    In which order?
     
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    Hmmm... I guess I'll leave the chicken for later. I don't want them coming up while I'm being violated by those pigs... :pig:
     
  12. Lou Skunt

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    :jj:

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    NeeKnaw!!
     
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    Are they good? I still go for the original recipe myself. Half a dozen drum sticks would be in consideration for my last meal.
     
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    1.6 million for being a........

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    Sounds good to me.:dontknow:
     
  16. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    [video=youtube;nkUHHkRG_3o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkUHHkRG_3o[/video]
     
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    this thread ---:rofl:
     
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    I wonder if the hospital is still on the hook, the medical staff played along
     
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