Man with 140 lbs. testicles unhappy with removal surgery after op leaves him with 1 inch penis

Discussion in 'Hoochie Bin' started by cookie5000, Jul 19, 2016.

  1. cookie5000

    cookie5000 aka Consuela Gold

    Reputations:
    5,687
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    386
    Likes Received:
    806
    http://nypost.com/2013/06/21/man-wi...witter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=twitter

    A man with 140 lbs. testicles is unhappy after their removal – as the operation left him with a tiny penis.

    Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his swollen sac after it grew so huge he had to wear a hoodie top as trousers to support the load.

    The 49-year-old couldn’t have sex and suffered from crippling pain from carrying around the testicles – which weighed more than a baby hippo.

    But now the American fears he will never be able to have a relationship with a woman after the surgery left his manhood measuring just an inch long.

    Speaking exclusively to the Sun, Wesley said: “I know the majority of people are probably expecting me to express extreme happiness and glee that my life has been transformed since the sac has been removed – but it’s not as simple as that.
     
    Guacamole likes this.
  2. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    336,553
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    13,864
    Likes Received:
    41,269
    One inch? He can sneak up on girls, put it in and they won't even know.
     
    MilkyDischarge and Hough like this.
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    238,070
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,183
    Likes Received:
    45,099
    Welcome to the club, pal
     
  4. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

    Reputations:
    46,789
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    9,290
    Likes Received:
    6,389
    One inch penis with a 10 inch tongue.
     
  5. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

    Reputations:
    190,566
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    92,405
    Likes Received:
    44,667
    Stern related because Beth once had balls.
     
  6. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    432,745
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    63,013
    Likes Received:
    60,421
    This article is three years old and the guy is now dead.
     
    kinneyjames, Guacamole, Petal and 3 others like this.
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    238,070
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,183
    Likes Received:
    45,099
    Was he shot by a cop?
     
    TeeDonkey and MrWarmth like this.
  8. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    432,745
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    63,013
    Likes Received:
    60,421
    Just dropped dead. :dontknow:
     
    Hough likes this.
  9. cookie5000

    cookie5000 aka Consuela Gold

    Reputations:
    5,687
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    386
    Likes Received:
    806
    Sorry, the Post just tweeted it today
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    238,070
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,183
    Likes Received:
    45,099
    #blacklivesmatter
     
    Beths Arab likes this.
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

    Reputations:
    449,145
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    30,969
    Likes Received:
    32,629
  12. ShutupMoron

    ShutupMoron Unknown Member VIP

    Reputations:
    82,282
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    15,382
    Likes Received:
    14,849
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

    Reputations:
    246,160
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    39,290
    Likes Received:
    40,165
    it was always an inch long.
     
  14. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,033
    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2012
    Messages:
    10,351
    Likes Received:
    2,079
    i thought he died
     
  15. ShutupMoron

    ShutupMoron Unknown Member VIP

    Reputations:
    82,282
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    15,382
    Likes Received:
    14,849
    http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/f...-pound-scrotum-was-trapped-his-own-body-years

    March 14, 2014

    UMC officials, citing federal privacy laws, would not disclose a cause of death, but a friend said Warren suffered two heart attacks in recent weeks.

    “He was in the hospital for five and a half weeks, ” said Joey Hurtado, who said he had shared an apartment with Warren in Las Vegas for years. “He had infections that I think were brought on by his diabetes and then he had those heart attacks.”

    >>>

    Warren, who was 6-feet tall, weighed more than 500 pounds before his scrotum surgery and had a history of high blood pressure and asthma.
     
  16. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

    Reputations:
    190,566
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    92,405
    Likes Received:
    44,667
    #saclivesmatter
     
    Mulletude, SorryBoff and Shivvy like this.
  17. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    34,313
    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2012
    Messages:
    8,853
    Likes Received:
    9,086
  18. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

    Reputations:
    53,244
    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2015
    Messages:
    3,947
    Likes Received:
    8,789
    I was going to post the original, but this version is even more angry:

     
    Pill Queen likes this.
  19. captbill

    captbill Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    10,061
    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2013
    Messages:
    2,044
    Likes Received:
    2,230
    Big Balls Matter
     
  20. squirrelnuts

    squirrelnuts Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,220
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    147
    Likes Received:
    291
    But 6 1/2" in diameter. So he had that going for him.