Man with 140 lbs. testicles unhappy with removal surgery after op leaves him with 1 inch penis

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  1. cookie5000

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    http://nypost.com/2013/06/21/man-wi...witter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=twitter

    A man with 140 lbs. testicles is unhappy after their removal – as the operation left him with a tiny penis.

    Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his swollen sac after it grew so huge he had to wear a hoodie top as trousers to support the load.

    The 49-year-old couldn’t have sex and suffered from crippling pain from carrying around the testicles – which weighed more than a baby hippo.

    But now the American fears he will never be able to have a relationship with a woman after the surgery left his manhood measuring just an inch long.

    Speaking exclusively to the Sun, Wesley said: “I know the majority of people are probably expecting me to express extreme happiness and glee that my life has been transformed since the sac has been removed – but it’s not as simple as that.
     
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    One inch? He can sneak up on girls, put it in and they won't even know.
     
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    Welcome to the club, pal
     
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    One inch penis with a 10 inch tongue.
     
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    Stern related because Beth once had balls.
     
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    This article is three years old and the guy is now dead.
     
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    Was he shot by a cop?
     
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    Just dropped dead. :dontknow:
     
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    Sorry, the Post just tweeted it today
     
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    #blacklivesmatter
     
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    it was always an inch long.
     
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    i thought he died
     
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    http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/f...-pound-scrotum-was-trapped-his-own-body-years

    March 14, 2014

    UMC officials, citing federal privacy laws, would not disclose a cause of death, but a friend said Warren suffered two heart attacks in recent weeks.

    “He was in the hospital for five and a half weeks, ” said Joey Hurtado, who said he had shared an apartment with Warren in Las Vegas for years. “He had infections that I think were brought on by his diabetes and then he had those heart attacks.”

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    Warren, who was 6-feet tall, weighed more than 500 pounds before his scrotum surgery and had a history of high blood pressure and asthma.
     
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    I was going to post the original, but this version is even more angry:

     
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    Big Balls Matter
     
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    But 6 1/2" in diameter. So he had that going for him.