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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Oct 31, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I know I shouldn't bitch about free food, but every time my boss gets pizza for the office he gets 2 shitty pizzas

    Nigga just get a pepperoni
     
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    What kind did he get?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Chriza just got his christmas bonus :cheer: :pigout:
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Well they WOULD be okay but there are too many toppings

    There's a meat lover's, which is fine, but it don't need tomato slices, olives, and mushrooms on it

    And a chicken artichoke which is good, but again, slices of tomatoes

    THERE ARE TOMATOES IN THE SAUCE

    IT DOESN'T FUCKING NEED MORE
     
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    Man, fuck that.

    When you are getting pizza for a big group of people, you need a combo of deluxe, pepperoni, and just cheese.

    No weird shit like that.
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Picking shit off my pizza like I'm grooming a fuckin orangutan and shit
     
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    Put the toppings back in the box.
     
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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This is good pizza tho
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    No I'm returning them from whence they came


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    I went to Red Lobster last night for the Endless Shrimp.

    I ate six different servings of shrimp. I feel like I got my $15.99 worth.
     
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    I HATE that shit! :cuss:

    "We'll have a supreme, 1 deluxe with extra mushrooms, and a vegetarian." :pissed:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    WHAT IS WRONG WITH JUST PEPPERONI
     
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    I DON'T KNOW!! :tantrum:
     
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  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Jesus ate a can of beans!
     
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    I would throw this "pizza" in the garbage where it belongs.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That looks like edamame...eddamamme...the stuff you get with sushi
     
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    Do you guys have Cosi?
    So I ordered a giant tray of gorgeous little Cosi sandwiches and people complained that they were too small. I'm like, "what are you talking about? there are even sandwiches LEFTOVER, you swine!"
    Ingrates!
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I kind of want Tuesday to come over and cuddle with us one night. No funny business, just sleep in between us for a sandwich of warmth