Managers/Business Owners: What do u do to incentivize ur staff to produce @ thr peak?

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    what do you do to make their environment a fun and productive experience ??


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    I hang motivational posters on the wall and call them team members. Makes them feel special.
     
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    dig the av scott:cool:
     
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    We are having to come up with a way to deal with these lazy, entitled, self-important piece of shit Millennials we have. If it were up to me we'd fire them all and implement a 30+ age limit for employment. Of course the age limit wouldn't apply to women.
     
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    finding "mature" employees are better at the jobs, and have a better work ethic (well, they actually have work ethics)
     
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    The workforce is full of incompetent lazy worthless fucks. Supervising managers are much more important to the success of the company and certainly don't feel entitled.
     
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    First thing I do when I take over management duties is weed out the incompetent & lazy workers (which I've found to be about 60% of of the staff, on average) ... I have no patience for employees that just show up to collect a paycheck.
     
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    and also have no skills.
     
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    It takes some money. You have to pay people the fair prevailing wage. You have to back up your safety talks with money to improve the working environment. Find a way to get them involved in the safety and workplace improvement programs - possibly a suggestion box with a formal process of management review and implementation of the best ideas. Reward the biggest contributors to your program. Discipline and push out the non-contributors.
     
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    I created a bonus program based on office performance as a whole (everyone has different bonus amounts based on position, but the goals are TEAM goals)

    I recognize accomplishments openly

    I provide constant feedback (positive and negative)

    I organize and highly encourage participation in at least one community service event per month

    I celebrate employee bdays, anniversaries and offer office team building get togethers outside of the workplace