WTF Manhood map of the world- who's biggest? Smallest?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Map reveals average size of erect penises around the world… and African blokes come first
    A NEW map has revealed the average size of a man’s erect penis from around the world and Africa takes top spot… but how do you measure up?

    Target Map created the colour-coded interactive graphic which shows the different sizes of men’s manhood depending on where they’re from

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    Target Map have published a colour-coded interactive map which shows the biggest average penis sizes across the world
    The diagram shows that African men have the world’s largest penises while Asian guys got the short end of the stick, as they have the smallest on average.

    The African countries in red have the largest manhoods while erect, while orange comes second, yellow is in middle, light green is the smallest and green is the smallest.

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    The red shows that African men size up the best while Indian guys have the smallest penises
    Western African countries like Ghana, the Congo and Gabon grab the top spot, with their averages in excess of 16 centimetres.

    Asian countries like India, Thailand and South Korea don’t measure up as well as they’re situated at the bottom of the charts, with average sizes between 9.3 centimetres (3.6 inches) and 10.5 centimetres (4.1 inches).

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    The UK is coloured in yellow, which means they’re in the middle of standings
    Australia comes just behind Africa as the average size there is greater than 14.7 centimetres (5.8 inches) and Mexico, Norway, Italy and Sweden are in the same category.

    The UK, US, Germany and France are situated in the middle of the pact of the pack with the average size ranging between 12.9 (5 inches) and 14.7 centimetres (5.8 inches).

    And Japan, Indonesia, Russia and Brazil are just above the Asian countries, with typical sizes measuring between 10.5 (4.1 inches) and 12.9 (5 inches) centimetres.

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    What are the largest erect penis sizes on average around the world?


    1. 6.3 – 7 inches (largest)
    Ghana
    Gabon
    Jamaica
    Haiti
    Nigeria

    2. 5.8 – 6.3 inches
    Australia
    Italy
    Norway
    Mexico
    South Africa

    3. 5 – 5.8 inches
    United States
    France
    Germany
    United Kingdom
    Spain

    4. 4.1 – 5 inches
    Russia
    Japan
    Brazil
    Indonesia
    Greece

    5. 3.6 – 4.1 inches (smallest)
    India
    Sri Lanka
    Thailand
    Malaysia
    South Korea
     
  2. jcice

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    Canada not even represented?
    Guess I bring the national average down. :suicide:
     
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    Interesting that the most downtrodden areas have larger penises. Nature demands the dark skinned man to procreate!
     
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    I think I'd kill myself if I had a 3.6 inch dick. I mean damn.
     
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    India- tiny dicks AND they live in a shithole :giggle:
     
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    Could be worse.

    Could be Asia.
     
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    Who did the measuring?
     
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    Which size do you like?
     
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    It's because the wimmenz have asses the size of bike racks.
     
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    I'm surprised the Mexicans have such big burritos
     
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    Im in group 0 so fuck you :haha:
     
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    Wiggie would devote an entire hour to this.....
     
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    Is this going to be a yearly thing? Subject has been done before here.
     
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    I buy special underwear for giant genitals.
     
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    I'm sure all your boyfriends look forward to Christmas year after year.
     
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    How they working out for you?

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    All the Asians here bring our average down. Like the food, but they're fucking with our place in the standings.

    In this case, Diversity is not our strength.
     
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    Guess i picked up some length by living here in AZ,close to Mexico.
     
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