March 14th is Steak and Blowjob day

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    MEN WORK VERY HARD TO SATISFY THEIR LOVERS ON VALENTINE'S DAY,

    STEAK & BJ DAY IS A JOYOUS OPPORTUNITY TO REPAY THE FAVOUR.


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  2. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    This needs to be written in the constitution.
     
  3. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I don't eat steak, so two blowjobs will do. Or three, just to play it safe.
     
  4. boomer1976

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    Yeah thats gonna happen. Ahhh marital bliss is wonderful.
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    From 2 guys? or 3 just to play it safe?
     
  6. RockoBalbono

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    My wife don't even know this day exists. Last year I mentioned it to her and she thinks I was fucking with her. Doesn't matter, everyday I continue on with my blowjobless life.:bjmimic:
     
  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    tell her to google it
     
  8. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    3 guys.
     
  9. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    i don't know how to cook steak :jj:
     
  10. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    poor you, i swear you need to actually to google it for her..
     
  11. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    You got a sister?
     
  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    yes. and according to her husband, he married the wrong sister.
     
  13. Chimney Portions

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    :eek:
    That sounds like comfortable Thanksgiving conversation...
     
  14. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I guess youtube has plenty of videos for it,...
    :facepalm:

     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    the request for steak has never come up on steak and a blowjob day
     
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  16. Mr. Potato Head

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    If it'll make you feel better, you can blow me. Just don't tell Mario.:secret:
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    You guys need to read the fine print. This holiday only applies to you if you are rich and famous.
     
  18. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    for fuck sake... why you got to put those kind of thoughts in our heads??
     
  19. GaryPuppet

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    Guess Howard is fucked today cuz he doesnt eat steak and beth doesnt suck cock.
    Unless its attached to Nacho or the guy from Mom Caves.
     
  20. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    okay u are this close from the ignore button!!