March 14th: It's...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FSFN, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. FSFN

    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    ...Steak and a blowjob day!! Good luck guys.

    "Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

    The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies, you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order."
     
  2. meanredhed

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    My husband thoughtfully sent me the "steak and BJ anthem" this morning (as if I would forget such an important day). I went out this morning and purchased the steak I will be cooking for him tonight, along with his favorite potatoes and veggies. He graciously let me practice the BJ part on him last night (he always says practice makes perfect) so I think I'm good to go for when he comes home from work :)
     
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    Can I still get in on this even if I ignore Valentines day? Just the bj is fine...
     
  4. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Wait, but don't you feel weird buying the steak today? I wonder how many clerks and cashiers smirked when they saw the steak in your cart. :jj:
     
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    Howard related? :cmon:


    Evolve and start showing some respect for women.




    :gayflag:
     
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    Getting the steak is the hard part with my chick
     
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    I think we can all attest to that...


















    with your chick.
     
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    Hey oh. ...Oh wow a funny....good for you

    Ps I let that you your slide because it us Friday
     
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    How fucking hard is it to cook a steak?
     
  11. Bye You!

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    it's pi day! :yay:
     
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    maybe she has things going on in her life. no one with anything going on in their lives eats red meat, am i right, Robin?
     
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    My apologies to you and your mom.
     
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    Neat..... will let my mom know

    You keep punching up those scripts
     
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    Some dude at work said that to me. I said "so...what does that mean?"

    He had no answer. :jj:


    I know. Not everyone has a Consuela, waiting to please your every waking thought, right Robin?
     
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    She is a vegan... go figure
     
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    So she won't even cook it for you? Tell her lots of chefs are vegetarian and/or vegan and they still prepare food for other people.
     
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    22/7
    :flag:
     
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    She does but I have to hear the red meat speach
     
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    :)