March Madness Starts Next Week - Howard Will Trot Out His Lame "Brackets" Bit Again

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The show is so stale the bits are just on rotation, I saw they brought out the tired "con" bit again with Hanzicon. Three days a week with five day a week employees and not an original idea between them.
     
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    I don't remember the bracket bit
     
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    There were several. The best was the worst celebrities bracket, where Amanda Peet was randomly (obviously) thrown in to compete.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Oh yea....lame
     
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    I doubt Howard even knows what brackets are. Is anyone doing the buffett one?
     
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    http://www.examiner.com/article/how...-celebrity-a-hole-march-madness-style-bracket

    Howard Stern is getting in the spirit of March Madness in his own special way. Wednesday morning, Stern filled out a NCAA tournament style bracket, but instead of choosing college basketball teams, Stern used the method to choose the "Biggest Celebrity A**hole".
    The King of All Media was presented with head to head match-ups of sixteen of his least favorite famous people in an all about battle to determine the King or Queen of All Jerks.
     
  7. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    This one was the worst, the most annoying staffer bracket became which animal would you rather fuck:

    Most Annoying Staffer Bracket. 04/03/13. 7:45am
    Howard got to the Most Annoying Staffer brackets. Gary said they have it broken down into different groups. First up was the Inner Circle. Howard said he hates that name. He doesn't think there is an inner circle. Gary gave Howard the first choice which was Benjy or Fred. Howard and the guys were talking about Fred and Benjy and how annoying both of them are. Howard said that it's going to be Benjy in everything. He said Scott DePace isn't more annoying than Benjy. Doug isn't either. Howard said Doug is annoying but not like Benjy. Howard said Doug can be very annoying though. Howard said Ronnie isn't more annoying. He said Mike Gange is super annoying but not like Benjy. Howard said that Jason isn't annoying to him. Scott Salem is annoying but not like Benjy. Howard said Sal, Richard, Lisa, Jon Leiberman and Shuli and everyone else were less annoying than Benjy so Benjy wins.Richard came in and told Howard what he would have picked. He said you have to think about how it would go if you tried to have sex with these things. Howard said he's going to let Richard go through this. He said he has no idea what to pick. Gary would give the guys their choices and they'd explain their answers. Howard said wanted to get this over with. Here are Richard's choices:

    • Cheetah or Kangaroo - Kangaroo.
    • Sheep or Deer - Deer
    • Horse or Cow - Horse
    • Rabbit or a Cat - Rabbit
    • Goat or Pig - Goat
    • Hippo or Dolphin - Dolphin
    • Giraffe or Ape - Giraffe
    Here are Richard's next 4 picks out of the 8:

    • Kangaroo or Dog - Dog
    • Deer or Horse - Deer
    • Rabbit or Goat - Goat
    • Dolphin or a Giraffe - Dolphin
    And Richard's final four:

    • Dog or Deer - Deer
    • Goat or Dolphin - Dolphin
    Richard's final pick was the dolphin because they don't have ticks. Howard told him to get out of there. Howard wondered if Sal agreed with that. He said they could double team the dolphin maybe. Howard said he's not sure he wants to play this next clip where you learn how to blow guys. He said he's just turned off to sex now.
    Howard said he has a bunch of anchorman laughing over the word penis. Howard played the clip where a news guy was doing a sports report and says penis instead of Peter. Then that made the guys on the newscast laugh.
    Howard said they had a news clip where a couple of DJs were kicked off the air for a stunt they pulled on April Fools day. Howard played the clip and they were saying that the DJs had said that they had dihydrogen dioxide coming out of the drinking water and sent people into a panic. It turns out that's just another name for water. Howard said they got suspended over that. Howard said they sent people into a panic over that. Howard said they say that you don't fuck with water, food or shelter on the air.
    Howard looked for more stuff to play. He said he has some stuff to play but it's going to take him some time. Howard said he has a clip of a woman who died and said she visited with God. Howard said he had to take a break and get to Louis C.K. next though.


     
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    wigtard, being jew and gay, don't know shit about college b-ball
     
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    Exactly. Same tired bits but with less and less edge every year.

    Is it Christmas time yet? I'm dying to hear everyone discuss who and how much they should tip everyone. Did you know that Gary parks in a garage.... But there's so many guys working and it's always a different guy handling the car..... So who does gary tip extra for the holidays..... can't wait to find out.
     
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    Boring bits, dead air pause radio....even Blobbo has cut down on her annoying gigling and cackling, nothing is funny, no energy.....:pctired:
     
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    Taking about time-honored bits. What time on Monday for the green painting of the breasts?

    (I kid, I kid. PC Wiggy does not do that anymore)
     
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    Maybe a "the bachelor" bracket? :gayflag:
     
  14. scoobyla

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    when are the brackets ready?
     
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    Wiggy and his staff of 50 have to come up with 12 hours of programming a week, minus commercials and Blobbin's awful news broadcast, and still cannot come up with something funny. the show is dead. Wiggy is collecting paychecks and working angles to get that square titted beast he married invites to celebrity parties. what a fucking douche chill lying asshole he has become.
    #show is better than ever
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    It would not surprise me the slightest bit if Wiggy does a cock size bracket.
     
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    I'm sure The President will be doing his bracket again and going on ESPN to promote it.
     
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    Prettiest penis bracket. "Regional" brackets broken up in black, white, circumcised and uncircumcised.

    Sal gets knocked out in the first round of course.