Marci Turk is a Damn Dirty Ape

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  1. Honkey Donkey

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    who needs to keep her stinking paws off the Stern show .




    Just sayin
     
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    I thought the title of this thread would look funny when people google her name .
    :giggle:
     
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    Someone needs to put her in a Nazi uniform
     
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    Marci Turk
    Chief Operating Officer

    Marci is our newest addition to the Stern Show team. She has come on board to head up all operations for the show and all aspects of the Stern Brand.

    Howard brought her on board so as we keep growing, both as a show and a business, we can continue to produce the best radio show in the history of broadcasting. She comes to us with a well-rounded skill set and experience in management consulting, business expansion, finance, coaching and training.

    With Marci’s help, Howard is more focused than ever on creating top programming for both his old and new fans alike.
     
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    It's a goid thing she came to the show . If she didn't we might have missed out on that zoo prank call . That would have been a shame .
     
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    You can tell it's just a matter of time before she is as big as Robin . I can see her future and it's not looking good . I also hate her sunken eyes . She looks like the last pope or the emperor from Star Wars .
     
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    I view Marci Turk as the Captain of a sinking ship. She can have the rank and title of someone powerful but what does she oversee? The Stern show is a shell of its former self. All she will be remembered for is the chick that along w/ Howard put the nails in the coffin of a once amazingggg show.
     
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    Who was responsible for the "Dumb as a Box of Rocks" game? That is the most dumb/pc name for a game that strippers play, along the same stupid lines of "Gary the Conqueror," but I'm sure it was before Marci Turk's time.
     
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    The new mission should be to get the Marci Turk name on the air as much as possible just to fuck with her and the Wig .
     
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    Any blame on Turk is blame not on The Wig, therefore misguided.
     
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    That game sucks. Whoever thought having women repeat that stupid line over and over was entertaining? Even when the show was firing on all cylinders, things like this confused me.
     
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    The two of them are a package deal when it comes to bashing .
     
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    She looks cunty and I HATE that Kikelyberry Ross Zapin, Jew extraordinaire. He's a talentless fuck with zero likeability.
     
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    She was brought in to isolate Howard and to a lesser extant Gary from doing the dirty work that he won't do because he is a pussy. Firing, dismising and cutting staff and shows. Period!
    There is no other reason for her to be there. Howard would never let another person run his show or tell him what they think he should be putting on the air.
     
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    It's not her fault.
     
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    I don't know . That book made him turn even more pussy than he was .
     
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    Give her credit.

    Beth O Stern got to be a damaged B rate trophy wife that Sal accurately goofed on.

    Marci Turk is COO and completely off limits.


    Turk not only turned a ridiculous resume into more success than beth has ever had but she can still have kids. And she is not humiliating herself on a daily basis for our amusement.
     
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    Turk isn't to blame for anything, she's just doing what she was hired to do. Ironically, Stern has complete freedom on satellite radio and chooses to censor himself.