Marci Turk picture got me in trouble

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by EddyG, Oct 21, 2015.

  1. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    The wife sees a picture of Marci Turk on my desktop,thought I was having an affair with her.Marci is getting things done allright,I explained it away and there was no fight. The truth is I would love to fuck Marci.
     
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    I can't believe that Howie doesn't have a thing for her: she's attractive in a "mannish" way and she's an "earner".
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I'm tellilng your wife you said that next time we hook up.
     
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    Re-think.
     
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    a little jealously is a good thing....
    nothing better than getting a ' you still love me?' blow job from the one you love
     
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    Why do you have a pic of her on your desktop?
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    I think they should do a "Getting things done" porno parody.
     
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    thanks for advice
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    sent a picture on Twitter a while back
     
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    My wife gets weird like that too when I have pics of semi-hot midlife chicks on my PC. She doesn't realize, 99% of them are just fishing for compliments and won't get as far as to agree to a meetup at the Motel 6.
     
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    I would also like to do very dirty things to her. :(
     
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    She's a sexy bitch.
     
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    Correct on both counts, I'm afraid.
     
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    This is half the story. Marci is your desktop wallpaper and you carved a hole in the monitor trying to face fuck the image.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I kept the picture on desktop,for the 1 time I wanted to tweet it to someone. Its the 2nd time that a picture casued an issue. Back in the cheating yrs a broad e-mailed me a picture,in ligerie.I never even met the bitch. So the wife snooped in my pictures,I told her it was a girl submitting a picture so i could send it to will at the HSS to qualify to go to nyc and be in studio. I actuallly was doing that for stump the booey,but for different girls. That was a big fight.
     
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    Who is Marci turk?