Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Rupert Pupkin, Mar 29, 2015.
Thank You Maria. I'll have my coffee too
Now this is a thread I could get behind.
So hot, would eat that like a tossed fucking salad!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Thank you for contributing to my morning happiness sir!
"She is getting a little thick for my liking Robin....could lose a few"
She's so pretty......
.....and looks amazing! (she must really REALLY like wearing them)
peace & love
Morning diamond. Hillary Clinton! Hillary Clinton!
I still think her voice and personality kills it for me. Sure I would love to have an one night stand with her, but I would be out the door before the wet spot could get wet.
That ass is just begging to be pumped like a Saudi oil well.
Id have no problem with her sitting on my face.
Tied face down on the bed, sock stuffed in her mouth. Would spank her leather pants clad ass until she was bawling. Grab a handful of hair, lift her head off the bed, lock eyes with her, lick the tears off one of her cheeks, then place her head back down on the bed and pet her head. After that I'd pull a sharp knife out of my pocket and place it next to her head, so she could see it. I'd pat and kneed her ass for a lil bit, throwing in an occasional spank to jolt the adrenaline again. Then I would lay on top of her, stabbin her butt w/ my hard on, as kissed her head, reached for the knife, and slide down her body.
I'd carefully cut a hole in the seem of the leather pants, just enough for my tongue to start probing her ass crack, darting around to find her shit flume. Then I would eat her ass for 1/2 hr - 45 minutes, until the muscles of her O-ring are as limp and pliable as an over cooked tortellini. Next I would slide back up her body, grinding my cock against her ass. More head petting, before I whispered in her ear, "I'll be gentle. This is for the both of us." After that, I'd go back down, stick my fingers in the hole I cut, rip the leather pants apart to expose her entire lovely ass, say some nice words about it, kiss each butt cheek, use my thumbs to spread it wide, kiss her balloon knot, do a swirl of the tongue over it, dip my tongue in it one last time, then remove my pants, spit on my hand, rub the slobber on the head of my cock, and slooooowly start to squeeze it in. I would slow grind on them lovely buttcheeks, trying not to cum in 17 seconds. Nice, relaxing churn, to savor every moment and absorb the memories of each sensation.
You crazy romantic you...
Right! But as long as you don't make her laugh or answer YES-uh/NO-ah questions, you should be okay.
she shouldn't have let the dog chew on her pussy like that.