Maria Menounos

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Disclaimer: I DO NOT WATCH THE DANCING SHOW!!!

    My slut had it on and I saw Maria come on as a vampire and I got instant wood. I want her to suck all my blood through my penis. She is so fucking hot.

     
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  2. nazdrowie

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    mercy :shit:
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I agree. She's on Extra! or Inside Edition or one of those shows. I watch it every day just to see Maria.
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Name that tune and composer.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    She's lost too much weight. :facepalm:
     
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    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    When will Howard address this ?
     
  8. gwartney

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    Prokofiev - Montagues and Capulets
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Noice. :lo5:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That song has nothing to do with vampyres. :nono:
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    who gives a fuck you bunch of fags
     
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :jj:
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    wonder if shes had bbc
     
  14. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    I'm guessing she dumped that long time nerd boyfriend she had on Stern's shit show last year by now.

    Poor guy. :hhh:
     
  15. gwartney

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    [​IMG]

    I love those!
     
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    Sig material. :jj:
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

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    I'll never forget when I first laid eyes on Maria. She was doing interviews for some awards show on E and wearing a dress that cupped those knockers so perfectly. I stared at the TV like I was stoned.
     
  18. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I feel like Lambert

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  19. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    She is so hot.

    [video=dailymotion;xm8ad2]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xm8ad2_maria-menounos-tickling-by-howard-stern_fun[/video]
     
  20. tomtom

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    I'm surprised none of you wraslin' faggits mentioned this. They talked about it on Opie and Anthony, her and some other broad gave another broad something called a stinkface. They rubbed their gorgeous asses in the gorgeous face of this other broad. They said the girl had so much self tanner on her face it looked like Maria pooped her pants afterwards.

    I'd watch wraslin' if you get rid of the half naked guys and just have sexy broads rubbing their asses in each other's face.

     
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