News Maria Sharapova: I have failed a drug test

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    a very busy news day and no one is starting threads about any of it, i guess i have to.

     
  2. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    HGH?? She is like 6'5 or something....
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Not guilty!
     
  4. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    And she still can't beat Serena:jj:
     
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    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...further into her statement she said "i know some of you thought i asked you hear to announce my retirement but i can assure you i would never announce my retirement in a room with such ugly carpeting" swear to god she said that.
     
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    Philliesfan8 Shit Mult Banned User

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    Did it eliminate that stupid fucking grunt?
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    She was taking meldonium which increased blood flow. Aussie open was in January (I think) and this just hit the banned list on Jan 1st.
    Sounds like someone should have given her the heads up.
     
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    It was some lame diet supplement, I think. Something that became illegal in the past year.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Serena's on a HELL of a lot more than that!
     
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    what a bunch of horseshit. i don't even follow tennis.

    female teachers fucking their students with 1/3 of her looks deserve more of the media's attention.

    well, since she's suspended, she can always make some porn. have to pass the time somehow...
     
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    Serena is a man. :secret:
     
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    Not guilty, but probation where I privately help her with that grunt.
     
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    Would bang
     
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    Walter Cronkdawg.
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    She can do anything she wants as far as I'm concerned.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Gotta keep those headlines flowing :beer:
     
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    I'd like to shoot her full of some completely legal sploogonium.
    :bbed:
     
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    This site keeps me informed daily.

    Do you know if Schmoopy is ever coming back?
     
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    No idea my man, Have not heard a word.
     
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    her head is 5 sizes tooo small for that body