News Maria Sharapova: I have failed a drug test

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Mar 7, 2016.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    557,997
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    121,028
    Likes Received:
    94,269
    a very busy news day and no one is starting threads about any of it, i guess i have to.

     
  2. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

    Reputations:
    86,131
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    13,273
    Likes Received:
    15,752
    HGH?? She is like 6'5 or something....
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

    Reputations:
    448,968
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    30,943
    Likes Received:
    32,570
    Not guilty!
     
  4. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "That guy's the drizzling shits!" VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    228,400
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    13,197
    Likes Received:
    28,504
    And she still can't beat Serena:jj:
     
    reno, lovetalkradio and loogaroo like this.
  5. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    199,095
    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2012
    Messages:
    41,581
    Likes Received:
    40,973
    ...further into her statement she said "i know some of you thought i asked you hear to announce my retirement but i can assure you i would never announce my retirement in a room with such ugly carpeting" swear to god she said that.
     
  6. Philliesfan8

    Philliesfan8 Shit Mult Banned User

    Reputations:
    4,503
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2016
    Messages:
    81
    Likes Received:
    99
    Did it eliminate that stupid fucking grunt?
     
  7. check1

    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    86,919
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2013
    Messages:
    12,449
    Likes Received:
    13,613
    She was taking meldonium which increased blood flow. Aussie open was in January (I think) and this just hit the banned list on Jan 1st.
    Sounds like someone should have given her the heads up.
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    133,878
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    44,521
    Likes Received:
    24,207
    It was some lame diet supplement, I think. Something that became illegal in the past year.
     
    LaserT likes this.
  9. check1

    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    86,919
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2013
    Messages:
    12,449
    Likes Received:
    13,613
    Serena's on a HELL of a lot more than that!
     
  10. PSU Shower Room

    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    43,188
    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2012
    Messages:
    4,049
    Likes Received:
    9,877
    what a bunch of horseshit. i don't even follow tennis.

    female teachers fucking their students with 1/3 of her looks deserve more of the media's attention.

    well, since she's suspended, she can always make some porn. have to pass the time somehow...
     
  11. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    37,602
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    7,283
    Likes Received:
    8,631
    Serena is a man. :secret:
     
  12. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    125,087
    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2015
    Messages:
    9,897
    Likes Received:
    25,016
    Not guilty, but probation where I privately help her with that grunt.
     
  13. agnes

    agnes Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    36,190
    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2014
    Messages:
    3,103
    Likes Received:
    7,249
    Would bang
     
  14. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

    Reputations:
    267,950
    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2012
    Messages:
    24,627
    Likes Received:
    25,055
    Walter Cronkdawg.
     
  15. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

    Reputations:
    119,030
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    21,932
    Likes Received:
    23,301
    She can do anything she wants as far as I'm concerned.
     
  16. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    557,997
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    121,028
    Likes Received:
    94,269
    Gotta keep those headlines flowing :beer:
     
    Dirty South likes this.
  17. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    166,938
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    8,207
    Likes Received:
    24,233
    I'd like to shoot her full of some completely legal sploogonium.
    :bbed:
     
    CrucifiedAGT likes this.
  18. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

    Reputations:
    267,950
    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2012
    Messages:
    24,627
    Likes Received:
    25,055
    This site keeps me informed daily.

    Do you know if Schmoopy is ever coming back?
     
    hsdramaqueen likes this.
  19. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    557,997
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    121,028
    Likes Received:
    94,269
    No idea my man, Have not heard a word.
     
    Dirty South likes this.
  20. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    66,552
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2012
    Messages:
    19,263
    Likes Received:
    10,476
    her head is 5 sizes tooo small for that body