Mariah Carey in a fatsuit err I mean wetsuit

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Nick bailed at the right time.

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  2. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    I don't get it. So if Mariah has a fat ass, she's a whale but if Kim Kardashian has a fatter one, she's hot? And I'd still bang Mariah super hard.
     
  4. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Well, shes available big guy...
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Would motorboat.
     
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    PTRacing Well-Known Member

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    Big tits can only take you so far. Am I right Robin?
     
  7. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Kim Kardashian is not hot
     
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    She should be a cautionary tail for all young men, always and I mean always meet her mother
     
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    That's a big-ass bitch
     
  10. EddyG

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    Good point,never understood the Kardashians appeal.Is it because I am Canadian?
     
  11. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    all about the waist
     
  12. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    when a whale beaches itself usually everyone tries to roll it back into the ocean or you call marineland.

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    When I met my ex-wife her mother looked like this, but the ex never made it. Mother in-law's face and body were really good.

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    The back fat rolls are disturbing.
     
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    She might as well live on Mars...
     
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    She was on Late Late Show the other night to do a bit. She was sitting in a car and it looked like she had a pillow stuffed in her shirt. I guess being a diva means over indulging in food. :dontknow:
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    It's because you aren't ghetto trash that watches E! all day.
     
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    Fa Fa Fruit Fly Well-Known Member

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    Mariah still looks pretty good - she's just a couple of months of chicken and steamed vegetable dinners away from being slim and hot again, and she has great curves and fantastic tittays. Plus she is rich and rotund heifers are always good with their mouths.
     
  19. EddyG

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    I am trying to think if there is a Canadian version of the Kardshians,like a ghetto useless fatass black banging family,there is nothing close to it really.
     
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    here we worship hockey teams,also stupid really