News Marilyn Monroe killed JFK. Faked her own death in '62

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  1. Mr Cachexic

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    you can listen to his incredibly insane backstory about why a coalition decided to Smoke the prez but here's the meat

     
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    Maybe you can travel back in time and prevent it :jj:
     
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    Better get Alex Jones on this right away.

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    Oh, and Jim Morrison says "howdy" from his personal island somewhere in the Saronic gulf.
     
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    JFK assassination is fascinating
     
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    maybe dimaggio had him knocked off
     
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    Art Bell on coast to coast got me through so many sleepless nights.
     
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    Art Bell's shows on the year 2000 conspiracies were compelling. You would have thought that all the nukes would explode on January 1, 2000 because of bad computer code.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    A lot of women tried to fuck him to death in the 60's.
     
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    :bigthink

    But what about the CIA stand down tho...



     
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    Marilyn Monroe gave JFK a case of the syph so bad his head exploded. The American public just wasn't ready for the truth.
     
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    How so?
     
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    i legit lol'd but nonetheless fuck you asshole

    i really want to understand that JM thing but can't remember what it's from or what it means but it sounds funny