Mario and I would crush it as each other's wing man

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too2, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I'd give it 2 months before he got AIDS and I impregnated a dozen women.
     
  2. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue :coffee:
     
  3. Super Mario

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    dude it would be fucking insane . I would get you some hot ass chicks!!!
     
  4. Super Mario

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    mine in your confidence levels equal=good things happening.
     
  5. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Satori Brah again.

    for the weird science reference. love me some chet.
     
  6. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Whose cock did you suck to become a supporter again? :coffee:
     
  7. Splash

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    Uh oh, don't go to bed tonight.
     
  8. Ridic Too2

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    Bro I would get you some sweet man ass. We would make a ridic combo.
     
  9. Super Mario

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    whoah dude I just saw that !?!?!?! I have no idea!!!:omg:
     
  10. Porn Stache

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    Mario would spend all his time hitting on Ridic, who would eventually give in.


    The End.
     
  11. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    It was me! :hug:
     
  12. Super Mario

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    even the ridic levels of ridic would be off the charts.
     
  13. deidler

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    Here's to hoping you 2 get stuck behind some asshole in a drive thru that refuses to move up. :pparty:
     
  14. Super Mario

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    awww did you really man ?you did not have to do that. Im going to get you back cutie!!!:smiley:
     
  15. jackie the jerk

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    :hat:
     
  16. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    :mad:
     
  17. tomtom

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    I think you would strike out with the women, Mario would hit on a very hetero male and get punched in the jaw, you two would go get a room and Mario would rip your 2 dollar underwear off and plow your ass all night long.
     
  18. Ridic Too2

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    I promise to let you watch me bang the shit out of hoes as long as you promise to not have gay sex anywhere near me.
     
  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    this
     
  20. Super Mario

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    deal!!!ill even grab some condoms and some towels for when you guys are done.