Mario has never seen Top Gun :omfg:

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    How could a gay man fail to have seen the most homoerotic military motion picture of our generation?

    [video=youtube;ekXxi9IKZSA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ekXxi9IKZSA[/video]
     
  2. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I thought the volleyball scene was mandatory viewing for any gay male?
     
  3. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    wgas wgaf
     
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    How many gay people are in that movie? :jj:

    Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis...who's the other one? :scratch:
     
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    i knew mario wasn't really gay :no:
     
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    You stink
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    :spit: :lol: :rofl:
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    :jj:
     
  10. Mlaw

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    :lol:
     
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    I never had time to watch it :jj:
     
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    I have never seen Top Gun. Nor have I seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Why not? You don't work. No other queers want to date you.
     
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    I've never watched an episode of Friends or Seinfeld and no desire to.
     
  15. Mlaw

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    watch it right now, I'll wait here :toetap:
    unless I am incorrect, you are not a homosexual
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    That's really hard to believe :eek:
     
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    oh Brad
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Janet!

    Dr. Scott!

    Janet!

    Brad!!

    ROCKY!!!
     
  19. RH Goatcabin

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    You are correct. I am not a screaming queen. However, I just wanted to crowbar in the fact that I have never seen the two
    movies that virtually the entire Caucasoidal Universe has seen ad nauseum.
     
  20. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    It's true. I've also never once watched a highly homoerotic episode of professional wrestling.

    Weird, huh?