Mark Sanchez loses girlfriend

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Eva Longoria drops out of relationship with loser.
     
  2. Shithead

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    I think Eva is the loser....She looks good but Sanchez has many more years of fucking in front of him than she does....She also suffers from the Anniston syndrome...Can't keep a man
     
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    I just like calling a Jet a loser, but yes she has gone through a few.
     
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    Maybe she'll try and snag Tebow's virginity next
     
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    Yes.

    Yes, he does. :hubba:

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    He noticed a wrinkle, he dumped her...:coffee:
     
  7. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Women are superficial, they dry up when your QB rating drops below 75.
     
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    Sanchez doesnt give a shit about football.

    Hes only in the nfl for the pussy. His stats prove it.
     
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    We'll see if he gets dumped as a first-stringer next.
     
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    Ofcourse :cool:
     
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    Eva found out he was voting Republican..... 'nuf said.
     
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    She was no doubt too busy fellating Obama.
     
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    I hate Mark Sanchez. Shitty quarterback that would be NOBODY if he wasn't in New York.

    You put him in Kansas City, would he still be getting this caliber of women? Fuck no. The guy is a lazy fuck that can't play for shit.
     
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    I'm convinced Gezel is responsible for Brady blowing the first SB he played against the G-Men...................
     
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    Lighten up......He plays for the proven spazzes of the League......Sorry Spazz.......
     
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    I can't remember the exact plays, but I kept thinking to myself during the last Jets game "New Yorkers are going to crucify this guy". He was terrible.

    Like rats from a sinking ship, Longoria knew to bail out.
     
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    Thing is, he keeps trading up.
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    He maybe a shitty QB but he is quite the Cocksman.