Mark Wahlberg: "Why didn't you make another movie after that ("Private Parts")?"

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  1. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    Howard: "I call it integrity"

    :backlol2:

    The guy who can't get a new version of "Porky's" off the ground calls it integrity!
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Integrity...:facepalm:
     
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    Illuminati
    I just posted these in the other Mark thread. He had a lot of zingers to Howard today!

    "Howard you're the only one focused on things that happened to you as a kid. I don't think about the past like you do" (paraphrased)

    "I would never talk about money on the air, Howard"

    "You do like the look of 12 year old boys, Howard" (When Howard was saying Kate Moss is hot)

    Wahlberg accused Howard of doing coke "You still do it - you can do what you want now that your kids are grown!"

    And then Howard says he benched 95 lbs & Mark just laughs & says "I benched 335 last week"

    Howard “you don’t know about me – I had a rough upbringing too
    Mark “Yeah, your bar mitvah must have been CRAZY”


    And the BEST of the Best is this one -
    Mark “Your teeth are very white, let me see them"
    Howard “yours are nice too”
    Mark “But mine are Real”
     
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  4. TaTa Toothy

    TaTa Toothy New Member

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    Oh man, that's some funny shitz!

    I nominate Mark to fill in the Artie chair asap!
     
  5. BethSucks

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    Private Parts was only the 56th highest grossing movie of 1997 after Paramount spent a ton of money and effort promoting it. And that was at the peak of Howie's popularity. That's why he's never done another movie. He didn't deliver his audience then just like he isn't delivering it for AGT.

    http://boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=1997&p=.htm

    How can he even say the word integrity when he took a job judging jugglers and mimes.
     
  6. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Ah yes, 'integrity', like the kind you find in a 60-year-old man laughing like a jackass on national TV over a guy being repeatedly struck in the testicles.
     
  7. Kool

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    He made Wiggo look stupid today.
     
  8. smackyou

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    Wahlberg was good today. Anyone notice how aggressively Howard tries to make someone else's life seem miserable. Projection?
     
  9. LisaGsDentures

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    Safe to say he will never be on the show again
     
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    I call it spin.
     
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    Selling out is the new integrity. :rolleye:
     
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    Somebody clued him in to be a ballbreaker and that is to be:clap:
     
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    Nice Summation.:cheer:
     
  14. Markijuano

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    Great interview, he'll never be on again
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    Wahlberg seemed thoroughly annoyed by Wiggie and his dumb questions.
     
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    maybe brad garrett gave him some tips.
     
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    He didn't want to be there at all. I think they force you to do Stern if it looks like your movie is going to bomb.
     
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    well done...reps
     
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    Whatever. Wahlberg is a racist fuck he can go fuck himself :kkk: :snipe:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg#Assaults_and_conviction

    Assaults and conviction

    Wahlberg claims to have been in trouble 20–25 times with the Boston Police Department in his youth. By the age of 13, Wahlberg had developed an addiction tococaine and other substances.[SUP][7][/SUP][SUP][8][/SUP] At 15, he harassed a group of black school children on a field trip by throwing rocks and shouting racial epithets.[SUP][9][/SUP] When he was 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man on the street and, using a large wooden stick, knocked him unconscious (while calling him "Vietnam fucking shit"). He also attacked another Vietnamese man, leaving him permanently blind in one eye, and attacked a security guard (using racist language).[SUP][10][/SUP][SUP][11][/SUP]
    For these crimes, Wahlberg was charged with attempted murder, pled guilty to assault, and was sentenced to two years in jail at Boston's Deer Island House of Correction, of which he served 45 days.[SUP][10][/SUP][SUP][12][/SUP] In another incident, the 21-year-old Wahlberg fractured the jaw of a neighbor in an unprovoked attack.[SUP][13][/SUP]Commenting in 2006 on his past crimes, Wahlberg has stated: "I did a lot of things that I regret, and I have certainly paid for my mistakes." He said the right thing to do would be to try to find the blinded man and make amends, and admitted he has not done so, but added that he was no longer burdened by guilt: "You have to go and ask for forgiveness and it wasn't until I really started doing good and doing right by other people, as well as myself, that I really started to feel that guilt go away. So I don't have a problem going to sleep at night. I feel good when I wake up in the morning."[SUP][14][/SUP]
    After landing in prison following this assault, he decided to change his ways. According to Wahlberg, "As soon as I began that life of crime, there was always a voice in my head telling me I was going to end up in jail. Three of my brothers had done time. My sister went to prison so many times I lost count. Finally I was there, locked up with the kind of guys I'd always wanted to be like. Now I'd earned my stripes and I was just like them, and I realized it wasn't what I wanted at all. I'd ended up in the worst place I could possibly imagine and I never wanted to go back. First of all, I had to learn to stay on the straight and narrow." Wahlberg first relied on the guidance of his parish priest to turn his back on crime. He told his street gang that he was leaving them and had "some serious fights" with them over it. The actor commented in 2009: "I've made a lot of mistakes in my life and I've done bad things, but I never blamed my upbringing for that. I never behaved like a victim so that I would have a convenient reason for victimizing others. Everything I did wrong was my own fault. I was taught the difference between right and wrong at an early age. I take full responsibility."[SUP][15][/SUP]
     
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    Howard “you don’t know about me – I had a rough upbringing too
    Mark “Yeah, your bar mitvah must have been CRAZYâ€


    What are the odds that Howard claims that this is antisemetic somehow?

    Also going on America's Got Talent as a judge sure screams integrity to me.

    Back in the 90s, Howard was a guest on Magic Johnson's show and made a mockery of it.

    Evolved Howard would join the Magic show and take it seriously
     
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