Mark Wahlberg Will Star in...

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  1. DarkFriday

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    ... Inflation-Adjusted 'The Six Billion Dollar Man':spit:

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    Mark Wahlberg and Peter Berg, the duo behind the critically acclaimed and box office success Lone Survivor, are re-teaming for the feature film version of The Six Billion Dollar Man with various writers circling the project for The Weinstein Co.’s Dimension Films label. (Yes, billion with a ‘b’). Berg will direct and Wahlberg is attached to star in the film about former astronaut Steve Austin who, after a horrific crash of an experimental plane, is saved by doctors when he is fitted with bionic replacements — both legs, his right arm and left eye. With super-human power, he becomes a force to be reckoned with for the government as a secret agent for the Office of Scientific Intelligence.

    Bob Weinstein is producing along with Berg and his producing partner Sarah Aubrey, Wahlberg’s production company Closest to the Hole Prods. and Wahlberg’s producing partner Stephen Levinson. Universal, which enjoyed the success of Lone Survivor, may also finance part of the picture.

    Dimension plans to go before the cameras sometime next year for a 2016 release. :cwl:
     
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    I would make it where there is also a $6,800 man. He's black and always breaks down and fails at saving people but he's lovable and wins the hearts of everyone while the white $6B man always wins but he's a dick. At the end the $6,800 man wins in a fight cause the people all beat on the white guy.
     
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    All that money, no wonder they hired a Jew to watch him.

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    The $6,800 man has shitty robotics. Like they're in his forehead and he can frown real hard when he knows people are lying to him and they crack.
     
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    He starred in a dream of mine. I think he had a bionic part or two
     
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    They're probably gonna screw with the bionic sound effects to make them more up to date. :mad:
     
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    hes a horrible actor
     
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    "The Six Billion Dollar Wigger" - boy that Marky Mark can sure pick an avant-garde project!?! He deserves a lifetime achievement award from IFC for that indie, art-house anti-establishment filmography.

    A regular Daniel Day Lewis, who just vanishes in his chameleon roles.
     
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