Mark Zuckerberg marries 1 day after earning $20 billion

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, May 19, 2012.

  1. Jon Hein is God

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    I'm starting to hate Mark Zuckerberg , I'm Jelly :D
     
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    So what's the deal with the whole Jewish dudes chasing after Asian broads thing? Can someone please explain this to me? I've seen it all my life. Not that there is anything wrong with Asian chicks, but Jewish guys seem to REALLY love them.
     
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    wow... dude looks like even Bill Gates could kick his ass
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    he likes the sideways pussy
     
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    I can.... Asian chicks have small vaginas... (hint hint)

    In fact I bet when Howard fucks Beth its like

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    she may be thick but she aint stupid
     
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    Sort of, but switch the hallway with a photo of the Grand Canyon and put a bunch off Arab dudes at the bottom of it.
     
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    Fuck that fuckin sandals wearing faggot :pie:
     
  10. Jon Hein is God

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    Didn't you go to the same university as I did? The one that is 45% Asian and 30% white, or something like that!

    My opinion: Asian chicks are more likely to go for nerdy/geeky guys. And nerdy/geeky guys are more likely to be Jewish.

    Plus, Jews and Asians have the same kind of stereotypical "You should be a lawyer or doctor" academic values.
     
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    Why does her wedding dress cover her upper arms, and lower chest. And why oh why is she covering her stomach, hips, entire back and butt crack? Weird bride.
     
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    Proves he's smart but not that smart.
     
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    I did, but I didn't hang out with many Asians or Jews when I was there. Not that I have anything against either, but there weren't many in my department/discipline. Actually what you say about academic values, etc. makes a lot of sense. I never really thought about it in those terms before. :bigthink
     
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    They've been together 9 yrs so I doubt a pre-nup would protect most of his assets anyway.
     
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    If I had 20 billion I would give up 10 of it to fuck some supermodels.
     
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    In the movie, he was single (if I remember correctly). It sucks that Aaron Sorkin totally dissed her like that.
     
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    If you had 10 billion, you'd probably have 15 to 20 times more money than Howard Stern.
     
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    Actually it's more of the male geek/nerd coveting Asian women. Must be an Anime thing.
     
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    If I had 10 billion I would retire to a house and have two to three girls of every race ready whenever I wanted them.