Marky Mark Seeks Pardon

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  1. wife is a whore

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    http://time.com/3619577/mark-wahlberg-pardon-assault/

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    Though he was a juvenile at the time, he was tried as an adult and sentenced to three months in prison, of which he served 45 days.

    In his application, Wahlberg says, “I am deeply sorry for the actions that I took on the night of April 8, 1988, as well as for any lasting damage that I may have caused the victims.” "

    http://thoughtcatalog.com/wayne-wax...n-man-whom-mark-wahlberg-horribly-disfigured/

    "One year later, in a single day, he knocked Thahn Lam—a middle-aged man of Vietnamese descent—unconscious with a stick while calling him “Vietnam fucking shit” (assumedly he brushed up his wordplay skills in the Funky Bunch) and, on that same evening, punched Hoa Trinh—again several years his senior—in the eye, permanently blinding him. After being brought to the scene on the first charge, Wahlberg told officers, “You don’t have to let him identify me, I’ll tell you now that’s the motherfucker whose head I split open” and apparently made several remarks regarding “gooks” and “slant-eyed gooks” during police proceedings. For his crimes he spent 45 days in a correctional facility."
     
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    Maybe they should let the guy he beatup hit him on the head with a shovel.
     
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    And gouge his eye out.
     
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    Reparations.
     
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    45 days? :facepalm:
     
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    “You don’t have to let him identify me, I’ll tell you now that’s the motherfucker whose head I split open” and apparently made several remarks regarding “gooks” and “slant-eyed gooks'''

    gotta admit I admire his moxy here
     
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    It's too bad we don't let the victims of the crime decide if the perp can be pardoned. Let the guy charge Marky Mark a few million for the incident and then give his approval for the pardon. That would mean Wahlberg ends up paying for his crime (literally), and provides compensation to the victim, and keeps karma satisfied as well.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The guy is blind for the rest of his life and the prison sentence is a month and a half?! Gee, that's really some appropriate punishment.

    I want to riot.
     
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    Hoodlum wigger makes millions by being the worst actor in hollywood.
     
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    Insanely good looking.
    I would fuck him so hard. Soooo hard.
     
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    Why would anybody give a shit about what this guy did when he was a teen?
     
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    Was the victim blind for only 45 days?
     
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    Tramp.
     
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    I hope you are a dude.
     
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    I never knew he did this, until I read this. Why would he bring attention to this, and why does he care at this point? It's not like they're not gonna hire them because of that criminal record. He should just give the guy some money and clean his karma that way.
     
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    I hope bad things for marky mark....
     
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    He should be denied the pardon on the grounds he made shit movies like The Happening and Planets of the Apes.