News Married mom needs the teenage dick

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Married woman, 39, who had sex with son’s friend, 15, gets two years prison

    A Texas woman who performed sex acts on her son's teenage friend allegedly threatened to kill herself if he told anyone.
    Erin Falterman, 39, will serve two years behind bars as well as 10 years of probation after being found guilty this week of sexual assault of a child, according to the Dallas News.According to her Facebook page, Falterman is married and has three children.
    Falterman first made inappropriate contact with her son's then 15-year-old friend in 2013. She offered to pick up the teen from a sports camp when the mother was late.
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    Jail time: Erin Falterman (pictured left in social media and right in her mug shot) , 39, will serve two years behind bars for performing sex acts on her son's 15-year-old friend

    Instead of taking the teen to his home, Falterman pulled over behind a local business and performed a sex act on him and then a few days later she took him shopping and performed another sex act. She told the teen she'd end her life if he ever told anyone of the sexual encounter.
    Police became aware of the situation after one of the teen's friend posted about what happened on social media.
    Investigator Chris Meehan found lewd text messages on Falterman's phone telling the boy she wished to continue seeing him sexually.
    'Even teenaged boys are vulnerable, which is why our laws protect them,' Collin County District Attorney Greg Willis said in a news release.
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    family: According to her Facebook page, Falterman is married and has three children. Police found out about the illicit sexual encounters after a teenager posted about what happened on social media
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo 2010 OG VIP

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    That's a ruff 39.
     
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    I actually read it as "handful".


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  4. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    It's an epidemic. She gets extra points if she's a teacher.

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    What a great mom, takes her kid's friend shopping and gives him a treat after. She should be given a lesser sentence for charity work.
     
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    I always love seeing the husband in these situations
     
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    the G-man Lawyers, Guns and Money Gold

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    She looks like the star of "Strangers with Candy" in that top one.
     
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    The American vagina is on fucking fire right now. Pussy juices leaking like a sieve.
     
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    It's only shameful if caught.....Otherwise, civic duty
     
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    [cued up]
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  12. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    I think that this stuff went on when we were kids, but man/bro code was stronger in those days.

    Never happened to me, but....
     
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  13. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Yep, maybe she was 39 in 2003.
     
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    Holy crap you are not kidding. ...39 ..? When 15 years ago. .?
     
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    Lol thinking the same thing
     
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    captbill Well-Known Member

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    But you'd do her, right? :giggle:
     
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    It happened to me once and almost twice in the early 90's. I told my friends and we all had a good laugh. You didn't talk to the 5-0 or tell the teachers anything in those days. You were taught to be afraid of authority back then.
     
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    39 year old woman has sex with a teenage boy and says don't tel anyone. Yeah... no teenage boy is going to brag about how he fucked his buddy's mom.
     
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    Guilty... at least supervised probation for this one
     
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