Married people - how often do you have sex?

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  1. My O Face

    My O Face Active Member

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    I would like to have more but lately its been 3 times a month :down:
     
  2. Markijuano

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    I'm married and I fuck a bitch daily
     
  3. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    You and Kel finally jumped the broom?
     
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  4. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    I fuckrf yesterday but am not admitting to it
     
  5. My O Face

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    Did you initiate it?
     
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    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    As a gentleman yes I banged first
     
  7. crazypreacher

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    ?
     
  8. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    My ex will blow me.
     
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  9. My O Face

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    How long have you been married?
     
  10. My O Face

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    Swallow too?
     
  11. Markijuano

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    I gave her a crib. Bitch best swallow. Fat net bitch too
     
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    husband??
     
  13. My O Face

    My O Face Active Member

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    Yes
     
  14. x76

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    If it's less than 1.3 times a week, it's time to find a lawyer.
     
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  15. My O Face

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    1.3 is an odd number
     
  16. Tigger Please

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    I doubt she is into birds
     
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    Not only is Dave unemployed, he's also not getting laid :jj:
     
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    :lol:

    :rs:
     
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  19. potroast

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    It's not the marriage that kills sex, it's the popping out kids.
     
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  20. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Been married 25 years this month.
    Have sex almost every day - sometimes multiple.
    It's definitely repetitive and boring, has been for years.
    I'm thinking about switching to my left hand.
     
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