Mars...

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  1. landfill

    landfill Well-Known Member

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  2. newcastlefan

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    i like their chocolate bars but i gain too much weight if i eat them now.
     
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    i don't know. will they guarantee i'll die?
     
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    Could I post on dawgshed while I'm in transit?
     
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    Yes.
     
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    Sure, maybe I could find some creature on Mars that would fuck me, lol.
     
  8. landfill

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    If given the opportunity, I would do it. I'm gonna apply. Not sure that I'm qualified, but still gonna apply.
     
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    will they build statues on earth in my honor and feature me in school textbooks forever?
     
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    How big are your genitals?
     
  11. Quite Frankly

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    [video=youtube_share;91dW9pUA1BI]http://youtu.be/91dW9pUA1BI[/video]
     
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    tiny
     
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    if it'll be one of those instantaneous disintegrations, then ok. but i don't wanna be strapped to my seat in a conscious free fall to earth. or a free float in space until i starve, that would suck.
     
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    Would I leave my family and loved ones and all the beauty and comforts of Earth in order to take a risky, uncomfortable one way voyage to a giant, lifeless rock with no breathable atmosphere?

    Hmmm, let me think... :bigthink

    Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with, "no"
     
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    ^^This.
     
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    I know its crazy but I always thought it would be cool to float away like Sandra bullock in gravity. Obviously you'd die but how cool would it be to see the cosmos with your own eyes?
     
  18. Mr. Potato Head

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    You wouldn't. You'd be dead. :wtf:
     
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    This video is sad and fucked up... there's even a dad with young kids.

    [video=vimeo;87916326]http://vimeo.com/87916326[/video]
     
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    All of them will be ass fucked by robolar

    [video=youtube_share;COcR2Erpbx4]http://youtu.be/COcR2Erpbx4[/video]