Maryland McDonald's Mega Millions wannabe 'loses' $105M winner

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  1. GHP

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    lol toja


    The Maryland Mega-nut who insists she won a record Mega Millions jackpot now says she’s lost the winning ticket — but isn’t breaking a sweat looking for it.

    “I have no idea where it is. I’m not sure I have it,†Mirlande Wilson told The Post in her latest tortured explanation of the mystery ticket’s fate.

    The world’s most famous McDonald’s employee incredibly claimed she hadn’t even checked the uniform she was wearing the night she bought it.

    “I’m still looking for it. I haven’t even looked in my uniform pants yet,†the flaky single mom of seven admitted. “I’m still looking everywhere to find it, in my purse, everywhere.â€
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    Mirlande Wilson

    And she didn’t put her kids to work on the treasure hunt even though they have the week off for spring break.

    “I wanted to look for it, I was crying. She wouldn’t let us. It’s a lot of money,†lamented her disappointed daughter Stephanie, 15.

    The strange confession is the latest bizarre twist in the unfolding mystery as Wilson, 37, keeps changing her story.

    The Haitian immigrant set off an international frenzy after telling The Post she had one of three winning tickets in last Friday’s record $656 million Mega Millions jackpot.

    If her claim proved legit, Wilson would score an after-tax, lump sum prize of $105 million, or $5.59 million a year for 26 years.

    At first, she claimed to have the ticket herself before changing her story to say it was in a safe place at an undisclosed location.

    Then on Tuesday she stunned her colleagues at the fast-food joint by saying she’d hidden the elusive ticket somewhere in the suburban Baltimore McDonald’s.

    Yesterday, she sounded strangely serene despite the ticket’s mystifying disappearance — leaving her fate to faith.

    “Itâ€s a blessing from God. If it’s meant to be, we’ll [find and] claim the ticket,†she said.
     
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    I thought something was fishy with this story.
     
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    i tell you G, you look like a model in that av photo. Very nice.
     
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    America :jj:
     
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    Mirlande :hhh:
     
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    Banana model :c

    Thanks Fendy :p
     
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    Chiquita?
     
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    Crazy woman got some attention.
     
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    i feel so bad for her kids. they thought she had won too but all they got was a crazy mom.
     
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    They should just give her the money anyway... She seems like an honest person :dontknow:
     
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    Poor Stephanie's all like, "Motherfuck" :eek:
     
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    She's still looking for it.


    Like OJ looking for the real killer
     
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    Quick maff shows the gubment will take $113.6 million from each of them, the three winners $105 million each

    lulz
     
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    Whoa uncanny.
     
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    Wait....

    That's a poor analogy :facepalm:
     
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    Now I KNOW it be 'roun heah somewheres :scratch:
     
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    We gave my ex girlfriend's dad a fake scratch off where every winner is a 10,000 dollar winner. Mixed it in with real ones. He scratched it off and believed it hook line and sinker but still never seen a guy so calm. "look at that, 10k. I'll split it with you two".

    I was thinking dammit, jump up and down mother fucker.
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...shes trying to throw the heat off, she cheated her mates out of the loot so now shes starting the goose chase, "its hidden inside the macdonalds" to "i lost it". in her state she doesnt have to identify herself as the winner, her privacy is guaranteed by law. she also has a lawyer so look for her to be getting a new van for those 7 kids and y'all dont be hating. shes a thief who beat the system but karma will leave her not liking that money all that much.
     
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    My aunt SWORE she won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes years ago. I'm like, "Lovey, read the small print" :facepalm: