Entertainment Massage parlor experiences

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  1. tempetoro

    tempetoro Well-Known Member

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    You know the type. I went to one and paid 150 for full service. After she gave me a card and said call for next time. 2 weeks later I called. went in and paid the mammasan, chick comes out and says let's go...
    I'm 25 at the time walk to the parking lot and get into my car with the hot Asian poa. we drive around the corner to an apartment with massage table in the bedroom. She undresses me, takes me in the shower cleans me up then into the bedroom for the massage. After she wraps me up and rides me. Never asks for a dime. I'm getting dressed and paid her the same amount as before (150)
    on the ride back to the parlor she asks if she can come cook for me sometime in my house. Still wonder about that years later married now. I know she was probably trafficked looking for a way out but the submissivness was nice. What are you experiences?
     
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    I had a licensed therapist compliment my pecs when she rubbed me down once...beautiful Italian girl too. It definitely moved.
     
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    never knowingly paid to bang a girl.I say knowingly since I banged 1 and sheasked for $ after,so only exception.
     
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    If you dated......Were in a relationship of anykind...........Yeah you did........................
     
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    I've been going to the wrong masseuse.
     
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    Never had a store bought massage..........Are they worth the expense?
     
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    There was a great place called heaven is a spa in Jersey $70 you got jacuzzi, shower massage and happy ending.

    And then the fucking mob burned it down
     
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    Fuck you pay me!
     
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    I like when they go knuckle deep in the ahole. You know tickle the prostate. I tip extra for that.
     
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    so my buds in thailand said hey, let's get a massage. i never had a pro massage before and i didn't know what was going on. they thought it would be funny once i realized that i could get massaged and laid/blown/jacked.

    we walked in and were greeted nicely, placed orders for booze and were escorted to a viewing room. maybe 6 tables for people to sit, drink and look at the 30 or so women sitting behind a big glass front.

    some were reading, some were knitting, just hanging around. a thai guy who looked like a big shot was sitting there and his wife or mistress walked in. rather she stormed in. yelling and smacking him. it was hilarious. she led him out like he was a little kid.

    after i beer i picked a beauty, again i'm only expecting a massage and we went into one of the rooms. nice room, nothing special but not nasty looking.

    she massaged me pretty nicely for a bit then flipped me over. much to my embarrassment, mr. happy had come to play. she massaged me a bit then touched me there. then wacked me off. it was quite an experience.

    i really wanted a good massage so i went back again and found this beauty that i asked out. i paid for her to not have to work and we hung out for a couple weeks of massage, fucking and eating. she didn't speak english and i didn't speak much thai so after awhile it was time to move on. at 21 i was spoiled rotten.

    i've never been to one in the states. i could use a good massage.