He will unleash hundreds of thousands of young missionaries into blue state cities to wreak havoc with their weekends and TV time.
He wants to take away our booze and our caffeine! I'm filling my emergency bunker with Maker's Mark and Starbucks Premium Blend!!! Not from my cold dead hands...
I'm more scared that this will free up Willard's time to baptize thousands of dead people into the Latter Day Saints and most of the zombies in the invasion will end up being Mormon