Entertainment Masterchef Season 5....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HS Cult Leader, Jun 12, 2015.

  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    After that bullshit fixed season last year when they handed the win to that pole stripper whore, they tossed out that crook dickhead Joe Bastianich with his fake anger, fear, and dish smashing, and now turned it into a touchy feely ultra sappy bullshit!

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    They've gone overboard with the fake smiles, giggles, and uplifting music to make you gag. Every lame ass joke or word the judges say is followed by a half dozen cuts to see the fake expressions on the idiot contestants faces.




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  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Not real, never watch, not a fan.
     
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  3. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I was a fan of Hell's Kitchen, so I tried watching it but it was too much cooking reality for my schedule. I gave up on Hell's Kitchen this past season too. I'm burnt out on it.
     
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    kev Well-Known Member

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    My wife watches these shit shows. I had to laugh when I saw like three different women contestants wearing Muslim head scarves. :rolleyes:
     
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    Barton Fink Well-Known Member

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    My family likes to watch MasterChef Junior.
     
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    i hate cooking shows but watch all cooking competitions. i have no idea why. :nocheer:

    i liked joe and can't stand the replacement. a baker? really? pfffft. :coffee:
     
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    skunk anansie Well-Known Member VIP

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    this

    i hated that bitch who won last year.

    this year i predict the Lars wanna-be wins.