Masturbating intruder shot

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Police say a masturbating intruder is in critical condition after he was shot by an apartment resident in Bensalem.

    Bensalem police said officers were called to the Franklin Common Apartments on Bobolink Drive at about 8:35 p.m. Sunday, when a woman reported that a man broke through a sliding glass door and was masturbating on the deck of her second-floor apartment.

    The woman called 911 and fled to a neighboring apartment while the man jumped out of a bedroom window and entered another apartment, police said.

    The suspect, identified as 21-year-old Angel Suarez Medero, assaulted two people inside the second apartment, police said. One of the residents then shot him twice.

    Police said the struggle between the resident and Suarez Medero continued until the suspect was subdued by responding officers.

    Suarez Medero was taken to Aria Torresdale Hospital in critical condition. He's expected to be charged with burglary, assault and other offenses.

    Authorities said the resident who shot the intruder was cooperating with police and the investigation into the incident was continuing.


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    21 and masturbating while breaking into an apartment? This kid must have been subject to some kind of sick fucking behavior when he was younger. Sickening.
     
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    I always expect to read "......and he was a frequent poster on a website called "The Dawg Shed" known by the name of......".
     
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    @gary puppet
     
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    Number one, I thought we weren't suppose to post personal stuff about posters on here. Two, I had a little to much to drink.
     
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    Just doing the home invasion masturbating that Americans are too lazy to do.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    high on wine
     
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    GP? U in the philly area by chance :lmao:
     
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    Assault with a friendly weapon?
     
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    The Masturbating Intruders opened for the Ramones at CBGBs in 76. I got fucked up.
     
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    Suarez medero? Death penalty.
     
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    Keep and eye on this kid, being able to multitask at 21 isnt easy for males. Well maybe not as he was shot, so I guess he sucked it at it after all.
     
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    Hands up, don't shoot.
     
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    Masturbating intruders are a CSI's dream. Instead of dusting for prints, they can lift them right off the furniture like dried up Elmer's Glue.
     
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